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#1
ok heres how it happened my dad was out riding our four wheeler today and he saw these few people dealing drugs so he calls the police and gets a full on search through out these peoples house but they havent caught the people yet. so my parents went out tonight and left me alone to babysit my sister so now shes asleep and i keep hearing this one car with a really loud engine going down my street. im paranoid of every sound i hear so please pit
can you give me some calming words
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#4
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They're after you.


Very calming....Oh and he's right. Lock the doors and get a gun....and fap. This may be your last chance.
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#5
Someone post a paranoia pic already!
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#7
Boobytrap your house like in Home alone.

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#8
Why the hell would your dad call the cops on a drug deal? It was probably just weed. Now those bitches be after you, negro.
#11
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Why the hell would your dad call the cops on a drug deal? It was probably just weed. Now those bitches be after you, negro.


it was more than weed they found a bunch of narcodics in thier house
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#12
...oh you want comforting words. Okay heres the most comforting I can come up with, "Snitches get stitches and end up in ditches."

Help much?
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#13
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it was more than weed they found a bunch of narcodics in thier house


I hate people who have to get in other people's business, even if it is illegal. Just hope they don't bust you up.
#15
Grab a knife and keep it next to you? Maybe grab a small one.. then if someone comes in, you always got a small one to throw.

Say it was in self defence if anything happens.

Keep all the lights on. Stuff the power bill. Lol.

Umm. Turn the TV up quite loud, then the sounds won't scare you as much.

Some calming words.. umm.. They all sound wierd.

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#16
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it was more than weed they found a bunch of narcodics in thier house


The Feds consider weed a narcotic.
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#18
They will come into your house an rape your sister, then proceed to murder her brutally. They will force you to bathe in her blood. Then you will have your head cut off painfully by a chainsaw. They'll put your bodies on your front doorstep to scare your parents, who will then be ambushed and murdered with knives.

Comforting?


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#19
What a great way to establish friends on an online community filled with dope smokers..
#20
They're out there right now... Waiting...

You see that tiny light outside your window? That's them. The dark corner in your room? They're there too. Everywhere, all around.

Yeah, good luck. Hope you don't get murdered.
#21
yeah... no offense but your dad probably should have minded his own damn business. instead of letting those people do whatever they want to their own bodies, he's now put his entire family at risk. i think you'll be ok, sure hope they didnt see your dad's face while he was riding that wheeler though, other wise they're probably a price on your dad's head.
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#22
Why should i tell you that your going to be alright when obviously you're not?
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#23
you're dad is an asshole. it's stupid how people demonize drug users and dealers for doing something they enjoy and isn't harming anyone else.
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#24
Wait...


...where the hell was your dad riding a four-wheeler to witness a drug deal? In the streets?
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#27
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you're dad is an asshole. it's stupid how people demonize drug users and dealers for doing something they enjoy and isn't harming anyone else.


lol wut?
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#28
to defend my dad and i we couldnt give less of a crap if they were drug dealers but they are also burglers so the whole neighborhood has been trying to get them arrested
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#29
Why would you bust people that are dealing drugs? Your dad's an asshole.
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#32
This thread makes me sad--and not in the "oh your dad's an asshole" sort of way. Seriously, if I had a family and knew there were dealers and potential thieves (read: more dangerous than a guitarist smoking pot in his bedroom) living near my family, I'd do / want something done, too. It's not like he called the cops cause he saw some pathetic 16 year old guitarist smoking a joint on the sidewalk. Take your victimized-pothead act somewhere else.
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#33
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What a great way to establish friends on an online community filled with dope smokers..


I was about to say something along those lines
#34
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This thread makes me sad--and not in the "oh you're dad's an asshole" sort of way.


You are dad's an asshole?
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#35
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Wait...


...where the hell was your dad riding a four-wheeler to witness a drug deal? In the streets?


ya as long as your dad called the cops when he was out of sight there is no way they know who called. unless he went up to them and was like
super dad: you kids shouldn't be dealin drugs iot's...bad.
drug user most likly black : yo foo why you gotta be all up in r **** man we gonna beat u down leave us alone
super dad: fine then..you leave me no choice.
-dad calls cops
super dad: yes police, we have some justice that needs to be..served.
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#36
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You are dad's an asshole?


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His are dad's an asshole.
#37
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You are dad's an asshole?

I'm sick. Is nawt mah faultzzz


but I am a father's asshole
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#38
I think your dad is awesome.
Lock your doors and windows and have music or the TV playing loud.
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#39
lol sucks for you!
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#40
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I think your dad is awesome.
Lock your doors and windows and have music or the TV playing loud.


Yeah this way you can't hear them breaking down your door and entering your room to shoot you in the face.
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