#1
So I got this really nice mirror for Christmas. Really nice. Ceramic, intricately decorated, heavy. Expenzive looking. In short, beautiful.
And I broke it.
That's the third one I've broken in three months. I'm trying to Gorilla glue it back together and find a replacement mirror to put inside
I don't really believe in this bad luck thing but it's just hilarious how it keeps stacking up. Should I just tell my parents or do my best trying to put it together?

And have you guys ever broken something nice?
#5
conspiracy!
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All-riiight.
#7
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#8
OOoh, get away from me you bad luck omen

I broke a microwave once trying to defrost some cinnamon buns. It's a long story =/
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#9
Quote by Kensai
OOoh, get away from me you bad luck omen

I broke a microwave once trying to defrost some cinnamon buns. It's a long story =/


...now you got me all curious!

tell the story!
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You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.


All-riiight.
#11
I broke my mommy's nose that time she made me angry.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#12
I'll break ya face!

grrr
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#13
Quote by Kensai
OOoh, get away from me you bad luck omen

I broke a microwave once trying to defrost some cinnamon buns. It's a long story =/


I broke one too...except I was defrosting dead baby
#14
I was playing baseball in my dining room with my brothers and I broke my great grandmas lamp. It was pretty alright but my mom loved it.
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#15
Surgeons broke my guitar pedal

Don't ask.

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#16
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...now you got me all curious!

tell the story!


No, don't, it probably sucks
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#17
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Surgeons broke my guitar pedal

Don't ask.


How?
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#18
Quote by Kensai
OOoh, get away from me you bad luck omen

I broke a microwave once trying to defrost some cinnamon buns. It's a long story =/



Yes, Kensai, do tell!

And TooFast, that really sucks Was she really upset?
#19
i've broken the same window twice by playing basketball.

it was all nice and shiny and...you could see through it >_>
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#21
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Broken my girlfriends hymen that was fun


this
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#22
**** it. Mirrors are for n00bs. Look into water from now on. I'd like to see you break that
#23
Quote by MRavioli
**** it. Mirrors are for n00bs. Look into water from now on. I'd like to see you break that


Evidently I can find a way!
Ah but yes I should. I can be like Pocahontas
#25
I find that pretty funny. The bad luck from breaking the first one probably didn't help any when it came to the last two.
#26
Quote by billybusa
...now you got me all curious!

tell the story!


It's not interesting, I just thought I'd microwave some food when I was 7 or so, I set the timer to 20 minutes and wandered off.

I still suck at microwaving too =/

Quote by MRavioli
**** it. Mirrors are for n00bs. Look into water from now on. I'd like to see you break that


Freeze it to ice then break it?
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#29
Quote by Kensai
It's not interesting, I just thought I'd microwave some food when I was 7 or so, I set the timer to 20 minutes and wandered off.

I still suck at microwaving too =/


Freeze it to ice then break it?



Almost had the same thing happen to me. I was microwaving something in a "microwave safe" bag but instead of seven seconds I put 77. The plastic melted a bit, admittedly.
#30
Quote by LHOOQ
Almost had the same thing happen to me. I was microwaving something in a "microwave safe" bag but instead of seven seconds I put 77. The plastic melted a bit, admittedly.


77 instead of 7? That's just crazy
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#31
I saw green flames shoot out of a Microwave containing a Chicken sandwich once. And then I saw Oodles of Noodles catch on fire because my brother forgot to put water in them.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#32
Ahhh supersticious nonsense, i broke a fire alarm once, wouldnt stop beeping
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