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#1
I always say "I helped my self to the 5 knucle shuffle"

what about you?
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#2
Masturbate.....
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#3
Masturbate. Because I'm too sophisticated to "wank".

Hell, I raise one pinky when I do it.

Richwood Les Paul RE-135
Ibanez RG350DX
Takamine Dreadnought
Hohner Telecaster Copy
Epiphone Thunderbird-IV Pro
Crafter Cruiser bass
#6
Shaking hands with the President.

(that may be taking a piss but hey..)
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^ you are wise


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There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#7
i don't even use the word fap at all.
this thread fails
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Freakish mammals bring the end times. It's not even 2012 yet and we're all on the path to extinction. Send cash now to God-TV!
#8
pull your pork
Edit: my friend said it, thought it was funny
Quote by severed-metal
Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


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So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
#11
Sometimes I say "Furiously stimulated the penis."
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#16
Lonely Nights.
Freind: hey what are you doing?
Me: Pulling a lonely night
Friend: Aw shi-
Sail upon the open skies
#18
Quote by Four-Strings
Waxing the pink sword
Test-firing the rape cannon
Metapod used string shot

just three of my favourites

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when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#19
my friend resears to fapping as "pounding it"

he's a violent lover....
HADOUKEN!! Click For UG's Street Fighter Group

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I'd never seen you around until very recently, but this and the other pic have caused me to worship you
#21
I've never heard anyone actually say fap, except here.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#23
Quote by jimivancobain
i don't even use the word fap at all.
this thread fails

yeah, thats why its called alternative, jackass!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#24
Quote by Four-Strings
Waxing the pink sword
Test-firing the rape cannon
Metapod used string shot

just three of my favourites

never leave the pit, real peopel wouldn't get your humor.
"We were one among the fence"
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You have no idea how many mornings my dad has woken up to me in my underroos rocking out in the morning...on a mission...A MISSION TO ROOOOCCCCKKKKK!!!!!
#26
Beat the meat
Choke the chicken
Jerk it
Sleeping with Palmala Handerson (think about it...)
Doing the lonesome nasty

EDIT: Giving yourself the low-five
Last edited by NoBC14 at Jan 2, 2009,
#27
Quote by CG Man16
pull your pork
Edit: my friend said it, thought it was funny


There's also beatin the meat and choking the chicken

edit: ^ nevermind you beat me to it (definately no pun intended)
New Setup:
Epiphone Les Paul Custom (Black SG w/ 3 Hum.)
Peavey Classic 50
EHX Metal Muff
Cry Baby 535Q


"I'm the one that's got to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to"
Jimi Hendrix
#28
Quote by Four-Strings

Metapod used string shot


He probably used harden first, right?
Gear:
Fender Mexican Standard Strat(Sunburst, Rosewood, Custom Shop '69 pickups)
Fender Super Champ XD
EHX Big Muff Pi
Yamaha Acoustic
Alvarez Silver Anniversary Acoustic
#30
****ing my hand.

Richwood Les Paul RE-135
Ibanez RG350DX
Takamine Dreadnought
Hohner Telecaster Copy
Epiphone Thunderbird-IV Pro
Crafter Cruiser bass
#32
Quote by wildwildwes594
edit: ^ nevermind you beat me to it (definately no pun intended)



P.S. I'm a womanfolk! : )
sraeb


Quote by Trefellin
Show me your erection or gtfo... please.
#33
Bleed The Lizard.
Spank The Monkey
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#34
Quote by gilbs73
He probably used harden first, right?


eyyyyyyyy!
he's right!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#36
wichsen
Quote by frankv
Tokio Hotel is probably the worst thing Germany has produced since WW2.


#37
kerkin
Iceman w/ emgs
fender fmdsp65
Boss MetalZone
Fender Cybertwin
Epi LP plus top
Zoom gfx4
Death metal (sounds amazing through bass amp)
ibanez weeping demon
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