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#1
I need some cool lines for when im on stage and the rest of the guys arent quite done setting up.

My old ones are getting old...

Wanna hear a joke? I dont know any! (Setting up the bassist) Youre the Joke!
#2
just say "yeaaaaah"
Quote by frankv
Tokio Hotel is probably the worst thing Germany has produced since WW2.


#6
Here's a joke.

St. Anger.

Richwood Les Paul RE-135
Ibanez RG350DX
Takamine Dreadnought
Hohner Telecaster Copy
Epiphone Thunderbird-IV Pro
Crafter Cruiser bass
#7
Who's in front of me and sucks dick?

YOU!
R.I.P. My Signature. Lost to us in the great Signature Massacre of 2014.

Quote by Master Foo
“A man who mistakes secrets for knowledge is like a man who, seeking light, hugs a candle so closely that he smothers it and burns his hand.”


Album.
Legion.
#8
the searchbar joke is always funny. It goes like:

Hey wanna hear a joke ? USE THE FRICKEN SEARCHBAR !
ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD

Quote by MetalMessiah665
Dude, I think I would know, Trivium invented Thrash, Metallica are lucky they got as far as they did piggy-backing off of Trivium's signature style.
#9
why did the chicken cross the road?
because it has aids!

oh sorry johnny the aids, i forgot you were coming..

"Fuck You!"
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#11
Quote by bucketheadbukut
i actually liked tht album lol


Yeah it wasn't as bad as people say. But that ****ing snare

Richwood Les Paul RE-135
Ibanez RG350DX
Takamine Dreadnought
Hohner Telecaster Copy
Epiphone Thunderbird-IV Pro
Crafter Cruiser bass
#12
Quote by boreamor
Yeah it wasn't as bad as people say. But that ****ing snare


lol, all he did was turn the snare off, i thought it made a rawness to it, but he still had a snare drum with the snare on in it, if u watch the vid tht came with the album
#15
Quote by will123456789
why did the chicken cross the road?
because it has aids!

oh sorry johnny the aids, i forgot you were coming..

"Fuck You!"


Ive actually been crying for about 5 minutes after reading this it was so funny cause the **** you bit had to be in zoidberg from futuramas voice. 1 love my brother.
#18
DId i just get rickrolled with a beegees video?

(Suicide time - puts a rope around his neck the holds a gun up to his head and a burglar comes in and stabs him!!!!!)
#19
Quote by jack15_11
DId i just get rickrolled with a beegees video?

(Suicide time - puts a rope around his neck the holds a gun up to his head and a burglar comes in and stabs him!!!!!)



This burglar won't be to much of a help though !!!
ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD

Quote by MetalMessiah665
Dude, I think I would know, Trivium invented Thrash, Metallica are lucky they got as far as they did piggy-backing off of Trivium's signature style.
#20
whats the best thing kurt cobain ever released?

the safety

For Memories I'll Forget Tomorrow
#21
what color where Kurt Cobains eyes?

Blue.

One blue one way, one blue another.
KLH & KGB
11/28/09
#22
Here's one



meh
Stuff:
ESP/LTD EC-200QM (with SD Distortions)
1986 Charvel Model 4
2013 Ibanez RG7421WH

Amps
Marshall MS-2 microamp (a POS)
B-52 LG-100a head (Not bad)

Pedals
Digitech Grunge distortion
#23
Quote by skwisgaar5051
whats the best thing kurt cobain ever released?

the safety


Best so far.

EDIT: Why couldn't Ray Charles read?

Because he was black.
#25
Quote by KeepOnRotting
Best so far.

EDIT: Why couldn't Ray Charles read?

Because he was black.


That reminds me of another couple of jokes...

Why was the deaf blind girl not aloud to drive. Because she was a woman.

Why was harold shipman put in jail? Because he was a Jew.
#26
Quote by bucketheadbukut
lol, all he did was turn the snare off, i thought it made a rawness to it, but he still had a snare drum with the snare on in it, if u watch the vid tht came with the album

i liked the snare actually, the vocals were the only thing that i really hated.
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#29
I remember this exact thread, except it was Music Jokes. And everything was about light bulbs.
#32
Quote by Toastbot
I remember this exact thread, except it was Music Jokes. And everything was about light bulbs.


mhmm.

eg.

"how many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. one to do it, and 4 to discuss how hendrix would have done it."
KLH & KGB
11/28/09
#35
Quote by KGB_INC
what color where Kurt Cobains eyes?

Blue.

One blue one way, one blue another.



Copyright Lars Ulrich 1995
#36
Quote by Toastbot
I remember this exact thread, except it was Music Jokes. And everything was about light bulbs.

great thread
#37
Quote by Andr00
Copyright Lars Ulrich 1995


thanks for blowing my only chance of faking that i had originality.

jk.
KLH & KGB
11/28/09
#38
how many guitarrist does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?


Answer: 100
1 To do it, And 99 Other to complain about how they could've done it better.
ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD

Quote by MetalMessiah665
Dude, I think I would know, Trivium invented Thrash, Metallica are lucky they got as far as they did piggy-backing off of Trivium's signature style.
#39
Quote by Andr00
So one time Dimebag walks into a bar right?...


Dude not cool! you have to wait for another 17 years until it becomes funny. hehhehe aids...
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