#1
Can some please tell me what the darts situation is. Why is it completely dominated by fat English men in their late 40's.

In my opinion i think the chinese could dominate the sport in about 1 weeks practice, if it became an olympic sport.
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Can some please tell me what the darts situation is. Why is it completely dominated by fat English men in their late 40's.

In my opinion i think the chinese could dominate the sport in about 1 weeks practice, if it became an olympic sport.


Why?
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Can some please tell me what the darts situation is. Why is it completely dominated by fat English men in their late 40's.

In my opinion i think the chinese could dominate the sport in about 1 weeks practice, if it became an olympic sport.

You don't watch darts, do you? In the PDC, it is dominated by Dutchmen and Englishmen mostly of varying ages from late teens to men in their 50s. In the BDO, the home nations dominate with the men mostly in their 30s and 40s.

And there is no way the Chinese could dominate the sport in a week.
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Exibit one. Table Tennis
Exibit two. Pistol shooting
Exibit three. Hotdog eating.

Come on these are sports designed for todays lazy americans. What went wrong...
#8
obviously its because the chinese are crafty bastards. they dominate any olympic sport which should not be a sport just because they can. they always find ways to become good at things no one needs, like ping pong and eating with chopsticks.

Why? Because they're azn.
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#9
i'd like to see english men vs tribesmen/bush-people if darts became olympic
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Exibit one. Table Tennis
Exibit two. Pistol shooting
Exibit three. Hotdog eating.

Come on these are sports designed for todays lazy americans. What went wrong...

We've been outlazied?
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the chinese could easily dominate this sport if they considered it, considered their olympic atheletes are picked from like birth pretty much and then trained for like the rest of their lives
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You don't watch darts, do you? In the PDC, it is dominated by Dutchmen and Englishmen mostly of varying ages from late teens to men in their 50s. In the BDO, the home nations dominate with the men mostly in their 30s and 40s.

And there is no way the Chinese could dominate the sport in a week.

this.

I was thinking, the majority of the players in the quater finals of the pdc where fairly slender.. and 2 of them were dutch.
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We've been outlazied?


If its a competition, you even lose in laziness to the Asians. No matter what you try. Luckily, we Irish can Beat them at drinking because of our ancestry and their tea drinking.
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If its a competition, you even lose in laziness to the Asians. No matter what you try. Luckily, we Irish can Beat them at drinking because of our ancestry and their tea drinking.

So are we more lazy or less lazy? Or did we just lose by winning?
Oh and btw go fuck yerself.
We're not lazy. We have China to be lazy for us.
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So are we more lazy or less lazy? Or did we just lose by winning?
Oh and btw go fuck yerself.
We're not lazy. We have China to be lazy for us.


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No, you pay mexicans to be lazy for you, instead of doing it yourself and obeying the law

(*This is the moment where you get up outta your seat throw over the table and tell me to get that "Commie crap outta here". Then in a redneck voice a la South Park, "We dont like your kind around here!"

That sounds like too much work. What if I don't say anything and just shoot you a la Charles Bronson.
I'm lazy.
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That sounds like too much work. What if I don't say anything and just shoot you a la Charles Bronson.
I'm lazy.


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#23
I played it for the first time recently and really liked it. I shall do so again some time soon I hope.
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#24
^ Darts is an awesome pastime dude.

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And there is no way the Chinese could dominate the sport in a week.


Dude, are you serious?

They are so many they could dominate Chuck Norris if they wanted to.
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#27
welp, im going to go out on a limb here and use some deductive reasoning skills. since darts is about the best game you can play while drinking (pool gets boring after the 2nd game), and since a lot of good bars (read non-club/dance bars) provide darts and dart boards, and since a lot of people that are 30 and 40+ go to these kind of bars....

up at college they have dart leagues and tournaments that i go to sometimes. you have to dive a bit to get out of the college scene to get to them, but its usually a million times more fun than going to some hipster bar with every guido and frat douche on campus with music bumping so loud you have to yell in order to have a basic conversation, and draft beer that comes in a tiny-ass plastic cup but yet still costs you $2 .

some of my friends will enter the tournaments, but i usually only play for fun, because i am not near good enough to compete with most of them, but i can see myself getting into darts more. hmmm, ive got some christmas money left, maybe ill purchase a dartboard for my house...
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Dude, are you serious?

They are so many they could dominate Chuck Norris if they wanted to.


Venezuelans know nothing of Chuck, what he does, or his capabilities. You'd best keep foolish thoughts like this to yourself before you incur something that you shan't be wishing to ever fuck with.
#31
So I'm an ignorant just because I'm Venezuelan?
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#33
Err, my dad isn't even 40, but he's (just a notch under) professional
(if he had money, he could pro)
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Of Chuck Norris, yes.


Explain why?

You think our goverment blocks all internet websites with info about Chuck Norris or something?
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#36
Listen no-ones disputing the fact that chuck norris could kill all chinas armed forces with a small peice of cheese, but what were trying to see is if The chinese could master darts. Lets just leave it at that, lest me incur some rath the likes of which we do not want to **** with +1CrucialGlutchman
#37
I just that game - I've never really watched Darts so I don't know what was going on but I could tell it was intense. I am, however, a snooker fan. I know a lot of snooker players are celebrity darts players as well.
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#38
Also, another awesome thing about Darts is that when you go pro, you have your own theme music.

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