#1
I was on the toilet in the process of squeezing out a Cleveland Steamer when all of a sudden my sphincter exploded, letting out a loud spray of fecal matter.
Then I hopped in the shower and lossened my cheeks a little to let a fart out. I ended up sharting a little but it thankfully went down the drain.

So I wanna know how many of you have had experiences like that.
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#3
OMG its the worst when you get the **** all over your ass, then you stand up and the stench just smakes you in the face.
#4
One time I ate some bad shrimp. I was laying there on the couch and suddenly had to puke. So, I run my ass off to the bathroom and throw myself down in front of the toilet. I let loose puke by the bucket-load into the toilet. Then, I had the urge to fart. So: Ffttttttt.

I sharted while puking.
#6
when i played soccer i let out some little farts so no one would notice

i was running though and it's kind of hard multitasking
#8
i once had a pop-a-vein-in-your-head-lincoln log followed by cumming blood.

top that
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At first he was like...
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But then, he was like...
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#9
Was someone else in there? If not, how could you possibly pull off a Cleveland Steamer by yourself?

As for me, I only fart if I am 100% convinced it won't be a shart. I can always tell.
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#11
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As for me, I only fart if I am 100% convinced it won't be a shart. I can always tell.

Same here. Theres just that feeling that its gonna reak and your ass is gonna be wet.
#12
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This shit is funny.

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...I mean if indians stood naked in front of me, i couldn't tell if they're hispanic or native american. unless they put on clothes

At first he was like...
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I love you, man. No homo

But then, he was like...
Quote by Twistedrock
I love you even more now. Slightly homo
#13
metaldud, I have loled at everyone of your posts i come across
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#14
I once sharted when I was playing Halo 3 helping my friend with a 50. Boy was it hard explaining to him, he was fckin pissed off
#15
*looks at thread title*
Isn't every shart unexpected?
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#17
well i thought it was just gonna be a regular fart and then i heard a bigger splash than normal from the water and so i turned around and saw it creeping towards the drain
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