#1
ok there is this girl that i have been talking to and she has had sex with 1 guy and she said it will be a long time before she does it again because it hurt. Is there a way that i could talk her into trying it one more time?
#8
Convince her that it only hurt because it was her first time.
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#11
Maybe enter a romantic relationship with a woman, and fall in love ,and then have sex with her when you two both feel equally about the subject, and want to express your love in a pure way?
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#13
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show her that statistically speaking that her being hurt was bound to happen.



this. + you'll be a perfect gentlemen and be careful.

EDIT

at least until she's...more experienced.
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#15
Ok you know you could tell her that the only way it will get better is that is has to have more sex right.
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Quote by garrett5
Maybe enter a romantic relationship with a woman, and fall in love ,and then have sex with her when you two both feel equally about the subject, and want to express your love in a pure way?

Fixed, and this.
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#22
WAIT! Post a picture, or a myspace URL so we can tell you if it's a trap or not.
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#23
Explain that it only hurt the first time because she was a virgin.

Tell her you'll be gentle, go slow, and use lots of lube.
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#25
Lube? He needs no lube! Just try this thing called...


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Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#26
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Maybe enter a romantic relationship with a woman, and fall in love ,and then have sex with her when you two both feel equally about the subject, and want to express your love in a pure way?


haha good idea


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yeh yeh

just tell her you have a small dick so she won't feel it


this.


But seriously, try being nice and maybe she will think you are after more than poontang and she will give poontang as a reward.
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