#1
so i'm in france for a holiday and i've been going to art gallerys, mueseams and landmarks to get a feel for the place and i've been having a great time. but an hour ago i got news drom the guy thats house sitting for me that my cat got iritated at him being there instead of me and so he pissed all over my couch to keep my friend out of my room. he tried cleaning it and scrubing it down but it still smells like piss.

what the hell do i do? it was my favorite couch and it's in my bedroom so my entire room stinks. i don't want to throw it out but i don't know of a product thats strong enough to get cat piss out?
#2
Ruin your cat by having your couch piss on it.
There hath he lain for ages and will lie,
Battening on huge seaworms in his sleep;
Until the latter fire shall heat the deep;
Then once by man and angels to be seen,
In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.
#3
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Ruin your cat by having your couch piss on it.

Damn you, I was going to say that.
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#4
Take the cushion off, unzip the cover and take out the foam. Wash the cover in your washing machine, and then go wash the foam out in your bathtub.
#8
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Vinegar. All over your sofa. Like buckets of it. Guaranteed to remove cat piss odours.

But then you have a whole different set of problems.
There hath he lain for ages and will lie,
Battening on huge seaworms in his sleep;
Until the latter fire shall heat the deep;
Then once by man and angels to be seen,
In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.
#9
is soviet russia couch ruins cat!
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#10
Wait, something seems odd here...

I think your friend pissed on the couch, and blamed your cat!
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Wait, something seems odd here...

I think your friend pissed on the couch, and blamed your cat!


Yeah, TS, your friend had a wild drunk party while you were gone.


He got SO much pussy.

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#15
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Wait, something seems odd here...

I think your friend pissed on the couch, and blamed your cat!


+1
#16
Infect your cat with the Rage virus, p1ss all over your neighbour and then let the cat eat them, peepee and all.
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#24
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#25
If it were me I'd ask the pit. The people there are clearly all expects on getting the smell of piss out of couches.
#26
Is your cat, by any chance, named Papi?
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#27
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You do know that that's now a warn-able offence?


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