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#1
Last night, around two thirty in the morning I woke up from a dream. The dream was this:

First this Gandhi looking dude is floating around in my head, and I hear him say " Young cricket, the path to eternity is self discovery, and the path to self discovery is hedonism (indulgence)

Then, this other dude pops up, and says to me " The path to self discovery is yogurt."


So, 3 in the morning, I went to the fridge and ate yogurt for ten minutes...

Has anyone else ever had dreams like these?
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#2
...were you on any drugs at the time?
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#3
might I enquire as to what you were smoking at the time and where I can get some?
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#6
no, but i had a dream last night that somebody pulled off my braces:P
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#10
I was on no drugs... maybe just very hungry.
But try Pineapple Kush...
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#11
I dreamt about Ghandi, he kept struggling and insisting I was taking the wrong 'path' to enlightenment.
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You should know that this is a water dragon...
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Then, this other dude pops up, and says to me " The path to self discovery is yogurt."


I want to party with this guy!
#17
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yogurt is pretty awesome


Just don't try eating it with a fork. It was so hard I had to make a thread about it a while back.
#19
I can top that.

Last night I had a dream there was a going to be a zombie riot. The government put them all in a area blocked off a gate. They broke through and transformed into pokemon, spreaded around and started stampeding. Then the dream quickly changed into just a picture of a pear. JUST a pear, doing nothing with a plain white background. I came as soon as the dream changed. I was like: "What?!! Wet dream off a pear?!"
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#21
I have dreams about old people sex some times. That's normal right?
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#22
Yes, yogurt. Vanilla and strawberry infact.
Am I really the only one that has these wierd, food related, highly didactic dreams?


Am I all alone?

To whomever said it, no, you havent seen me in the drug thread.
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No it actually it happened.

Ok, right about now, I swear to god that this really happened last night. Thats why the yogurt is missing.

And the pineapple kush is just what I have had in the past. I haven't smoked in months...
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I have dreams about old people sex some times. That's normal right?


Sadly, you are not alone..
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#27
No, because I'm not a complete retard.
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#28
you know how they say if you die in a dream you die in real life.

If Chuck Norris finds you in a dream, you WILL die.
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#29
Please don't imply I am retarded, for I am not
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#32
Why thank you...
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I can top that.

Last night I had a dream there was a going to be a zombie riot. The government put them all in a area blocked off a gate. They broke through and transformed into pokemon, spreaded around and started stampeding. Then the dream quickly changed into just a picture of a pear. JUST a pear, doing nothing with a plain white background. I came as soon as the dream changed. I was like: "What?!! Wet dream of a pear?!"




I have had wet dreams where I've woken up wondering what sort of a sick motherfucker I am, but never over fruit. not that sort of fruit anyway...
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#34
i had a dream i got bit by a viper and i then commenced to beat the sht out of it. this was like 3 nights ago. and i was bieng chased by bigfoot.
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#35
One time I dreamt that I plucked up the courage to run into amazing fantasy with some friends (A sex shop in town) and when I got in it was a pub, and all the people looked around at me like "Get the f*** out of our pub, you sick son of a B****."

Wasn't as fockin' awsome as the others but I can't remember many others, apart from when my teacher in like year 1 turned into a werewolf. that was some scary ****.
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#36
I'm fascinated by the fact that someone in your dream would say something so wise as "Young cricket, the path to eternity is self discovery, and the path to self discovery is hedonism"

This really really sounds like such a acidy-thing to say
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#38
i was having a good dream about my girlfriend, you know, those kinds of dreams.
in my dream i wanted to wake up. i was then consciously aware that i was sleeping but i couldn't wake up. scary as hell, i woke up and went to my sister's room to tell her.
i was 15 then.

wierdest dream i've ever had.
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#40
I had this dream last night that I was downloading a torrent of nude pics of some really hot girl (can't remember who the hell it was), but then it got stuck at 99.9%. Enraged, I went to my friend's house and forced him to seed it, and he was like "No, you don't understand", but I insisted. When I got home, the torrent had finished, so I opened it and it was this really ugly girl from my year. It was horrible...
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