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#1
I was riding my bike around town and went by some hot girls playing tennis & smiled at one. So I kinda wanted to ride by them again, but decided not to since it would seem weird.
#2
It might just look like you were returning the way you came.
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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Its super effective!
#5
Yes. It is weird. Don't ever do it. They will kill you. With sporks.


... Seriously, kid read your first post again. -.-
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#6
Yes, I hear you get a blowjob every two times you pass by some girls on a bike.
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#7
Yes
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i know this sounds stupid but...
wheres the sig button??

(sry)


#8
Quote by 100%guitarmad


The thread title is hilarious


Thats exactly what I though
love is love // return to dust
#10
Depends if you are creepy looking are not.

Like, if pedobear passed me twice,
I'd just about **** my pants.
#12
Quote by electr8r
I was riding my bike around town and went by some hot girls playing tennis & smiled at one. So I kinda wanted to ride by them again, but decided not to since it would seem weird.

This grammar is giving me a headache.
love is love // return to dust
#13
Yeah, they won't think you're needy or anything.

Go back another day and join them, tell them you were the guy that smiled at them the other day then wink at them seductively.
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#16
Just whip your penis out at them and raise your eyebrows rapidly. Also, what's a pucture?
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#17
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
Yes. It is weird. Don't ever do it. They will kill you. With sporks.


... Seriously, kid read your first post again. -.-



Does Rps stand for Role Play Sex?
Sail upon the open skies
#18
Quote by wtf290
It might just look like you were returning the way you came.

this.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#19
Not really... you could easily just be on the way back...
And yes, the title of this is hilarious
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FINALLY!

THANK YOU!

Was waiting for ages for the penis.




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Nihilism doesn't exist...
#21
This reminds me of the time a girl was telling me she went to the (big) shop someone worked at just to "see" them like 4 times a day...
#22
It might just look like you were returning the way you came.


Dang, why wasn't that brought to my attention when I was riding the bike. Maybe I'll keep checking the area, or better yet, set up a video under some bushes that wirelessly starts when they get there. Hmmmm........
#23
Quote by angusfan16
Does Rps stand for Role Play Sex?

obviously it means Rips Penises to Shreds.

Dang, why wasn't that brought to my attention when I was riding the bike. Maybe I'll keep checking the area, or better yet, set up a video under some bushes that wirelessly starts when they get there. Hmmmm........


There's a difference between interest and obsessively stalking.
Last edited by kaplac at Jan 3, 2009,
#24
Quote by Twist of fate
Ever see the part of Superbad when they were running from the cops at the end and Seth tripped over the kid's tent and the dad came out and chased them with a bat?

That will happen.

hehe. When I watch that with people, they never get it

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... It's not that bad.

That's what I was thinking.
Last edited by 100%guitarmad at Jan 3, 2009,
#25
Quote by angusfan16
Does Rps stand for Role Play Sex?


No, Repulsive Piss Swallowing.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#26
Quote by kaplac
obviously it means Rips Penises to Shreds.


DAMMIT. I've been trying to figure out what that meant for a year now and it means Rips Penises to shreds? And i thought i had it figured out too...


Bedit: Crap so i was still wrong...
Sail upon the open skies
#27
yes, it would be so ****ing weird.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#30
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
No, Repulsive Piss Swallowing.

...I was always under the impression that it stood for "Revolutions Per Second."
>.>
<.<
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#31
Quote by wtf290
...I was always under the impression that it stood for "Revolutions Per Second."
>.>
<.<


It actually stands for ''Raping Posters' Sisters''.


The posters being you guys.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#32
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
It actually stands for ''Raping Posters' Sisters''.


The posters being you guys.

Wouldn't you fall under that category as well?
Quote by Tire Me.
Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

Quote by Bubbles516
wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#35
Quote by wtf290
Wouldn't you fall under that category as well?


Yeah.... your point?
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#36
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
Yeah.... your point?

Well, it just seems like you'd have trouble raping my sister, while you're raping your sister.
Quote by Tire Me.
Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

Quote by Bubbles516
wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#37
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
Yeah.... your point?




I dont have a sister
love is love // return to dust
#38
Quote by wtf290
Well, it just seems like you'd have trouble raping my sister, while you're raping your sister.

Fantastic!
#39
Quote by tancanada


I dont have a sister


That's 'cause she was one of the few lucky ones who got extracted and brought to my heavenly sex city as a baby.

Quote by wtf290
Well, it just seems like you'd have trouble raping my sister, while you're raping your sister.


"Oblivion" is another way to say "Multiple Penii"
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#40
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
That's 'cause she was one of the few lucky ones who got extracted and brought to my heavenly sex city as a baby.


"Oblivion" is another way to say "Multiple Penii"

This has kinda become off-topic...
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