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#1
I lost my virginity 6 days ago... In a threesome. Pretty damn epic right?? I always imagined that a threesome might be a little awkard despite how awesome they look in pornos. But really, it went rather smoothly. How many people get to lose their virginity to more then one girl? They are both very close friends of mine and, knowing I was a virgin, wanted to change that with a bang... well two bangs actually. Anyway, so this isn't a complete I-did-something-awesome-give-me-props thread, I ask the question. Has anyone on UG been in a threesome? How did it happen, and how did it go?? Also, were you under the influence of anything?? To answer a few of those questions myself, It started when my friend called me up, she was at my other friends house and told me to come over saying she had a suprise for me. When I walked into her room they were both on the bed and showed me the first part of the suprise, which was alchohal. They said I had to drink some to get the second suprise, which, of course, was a threesome.
So, share your threesome stories with me UG.
#9
Wow! You are a cool guy.

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#12
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Damn you....

Damn you to Hell....


I couldn't help but lol at this.
#13
No because contrary to popular belief, I believe that if I had sex with two girls at once, I wouldn't feel the same way. Sex isn't about that for me, it's about being close to someone I really love.
#15
Quote by LedDaveZeppelin
Wow! You are a cool guy.

I hope you're not being sarcastic to the guy who got laid. He is way cooler then us.
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#18
Threesome?

noob


try a roman orgy

then come back


EDIT: Although I must admit, your friends are pretty cool

and srsly, congrats man

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#19
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I need to get to Arkansas

no its a trap..
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#20
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I need to get to Arkansas


seeing as he is from arkansas, his "friends" were his sister and his mom...not so jealous now, are you?
#21
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How old are you? And you have wonderful friends.


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#26
I must give you props, for you have just gone where no pitmonkey has gone before.
This is a golden day for the Pit.



#31
lucky dude..
my threesome story goes a little like this. THIS IS ALL TRUE!
one day me, my friend, and 2 chicks skipped the last class and walked to the woods behind my house (which is about a quarter mile from the school) to get a little blazed, well eventually my friend gets hungry and goes to taco bell, leaving me with these 2 HOT chicks. they get frisky and start messing around, taking cloths off and stuff. they get undressed and start touching each other and me a little, then i look over and theres a ****ing baby black bear. i say"HOLY **** A ****ING BLACK BEAR" and they look, scream, grab there clothes and run away. the bear gets scared and bolts. im left there in the woods with no pants on and no girls. worst time of my life.

im surprised i got that far, im ugly as ****! haha
#33
Well, theres that way to lose your virginity, and then theres how i lost mine...

At the beach, in the arms of a girl i love.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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#34
Quote by exylum
lucky dude..
my threesome story goes a little like this. THIS IS ALL TRUE!
one day me, my friend, and 2 chicks skipped the last class and walked to the woods behind my house (which is about a quarter mile from the school) to get a little blazed, well eventually my friend gets hungry and goes to taco bell, leaving me with these 2 HOT chicks. they get frisky and start messing around, taking cloths off and stuff. they get undressed and start touching each other and me a little, then i look over and theres a ****ing baby black bear. i say"HOLY **** A ****ING BLACK BEAR" and they look, scream, grab there clothes and run away. the bear gets scared and bolts. im left there in the woods with no pants on and no girls. worst time of my life.

im surprised i got that far, im ugly as ****! haha


Way to spoil the ending. But seriously?
#35
They got you drunk, then exited the room and 2 guys with long hair came in the room.

poor guy, you never saw it coming.
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#36
Quote by wizards?
No because contrary to popular belief, I believe that if I had sex with two girls at once, I wouldn't feel the same way. Sex isn't about that for me, it's about being close to someone I really love.



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#37
Quote by wizards?
No because contrary to popular belief, I believe that if I had sex with two girls at once, I wouldn't feel the same way. Sex isn't about that for me, it's about being close to someone I really love.


What if you really love two chicks?
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#38
Quote by exylum
lucky dude..
my threesome story goes a little like this. THIS IS ALL TRUE!
one day me, my friend, and 2 chicks skipped the last class and walked to the woods behind my house (which is about a quarter mile from the school) to get a little blazed, well eventually my friend gets hungry and goes to taco bell, leaving me with these 2 HOT chicks. they get frisky and start messing around, taking cloths off and stuff. they get undressed and start touching each other and me a little, then i look over and theres a ****ing baby black bear. i say"HOLY **** A ****ING BLACK BEAR" and they look, scream, grab there clothes and run away. the bear gets scared and bolts. im left there in the woods with no pants on and no girls. worst time of my life.

im surprised i got that far, im ugly as ****! haha


Holy ****. I'm so sorry (as hilarious as that whole post is).
#39
Quote by hadillac
Way to spoil the ending. But seriously?

its a true story man. there's bears everywhere here.
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