#1
Over the weeks my mom has been acting weird. Now we are a Asian family so of course she is a bit crazy and hot tempered but this time she started shoving me around and saying a was a weakling. She also seems to be trying to piss me of by repeating everything what I say and shouting at me in public for no reason. Now pit, i ask for your clever minds on how to turn her back to normal.
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#4
dont be asian......
i just saw gran torino..it was the only response in my head.
#7
Mom is acting retarded.
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Moma?

If you want to bring her back to normal-- nvm. Asian mom. You're screwed.
#8
dont worry we arent too asian. I was born here and all of my other siblings which are like 27-29 were born here. and my mom stayed here for over 25 years
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#9
that sounds like she had a little meth in her coffee. tie her up and leave her alone till she calms down. or passes out from dehydration
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#14
doesnt sound like a mom to me sounds like an immature teenager tell her to grow up
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#17
According to my korean friend, there is no turning asian moms back to normal.
THIS -IS- NORMAL.
“I want every girl in the world to pick up a guitar and start screaming”

I will prove you wrong.
#18
oh what just because your mom is a bit bi-polar doesn't mean you deserve a sitcom!!!just kidding, my mom was like that (I'm from a latino family) except she would try to embarrass me for ****s and giggles.

p.s. not to sound racist or stereotypical but she may need to lay off the MSG.
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#20
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Ahh Asian Mom Sydrome (AMS). I hear it's quite common. There's nothing you can do
..seriously tho, why are almost all asian moms crazy?


Said Korean friend's mom tried to stab him with a broken bottle.
“I want every girl in the world to pick up a guitar and start screaming”

I will prove you wrong.
#22
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#23
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Said Korean friend's mom tried to stab him with a broken bottle.

And they say they want the best for us (their kids)
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And they say they want the best for us (their kids)


The most supreme form of tough love.
“I want every girl in the world to pick up a guitar and start screaming”

I will prove you wrong.
#26
does she look like this?
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#27
If you 2 are Korean...have you eaten Dog or Cat? Im curious to know what it tastes like.
#28
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Said Korean friend's mom tried to stab him with a broken bottle.


I can top that. Arab moms are much crazier.
My dads mom threw an steel clothes iron at him because he was annoying his sister.
Luckily, she missed...
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If you 2 are Korean...have you eaten Dog or Cat? Im curious to know what it tastes like.


Dog meat's illegal in Korea.
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dont be asian......
i just saw gran torino..it was the only response in my head.


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#32
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Ahh Asian Mom Sydrome (AMS). I hear it's quite common. There's nothing you can do
..seriously tho, why are almost all asian moms crazy?

because asian chicks go off in the sack??