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#1
...if you found out your younger brother had a bigger penis then you?

Please, don't ask how you are finding this info out. I'd really rather just not go there (especially in the Pit). You just somehow found out. Maybe... his girlfriend told you. It doesn't really matter.

Also, if you are 17 and your brother is 6... just... no. Don't go there.

I'll give an example. The other night I was over my friends house. I'm 20, he's 21, his girlfriend is 18, and his brother is 19. I decided to ask the question just to bust his balls. His brother immediately started busting out laughing. So, just because it's my mission as a friend to humiliate my dear friends, I asked for measurements (in my circle of friends, this really isn't an unusual topic... plus, they already knew the measurements, so it's not like they had to do it on the spot). His brother beat him by an inch. I turned to his girlfriend and asked, "Too bad you're not with the big brother." Lulz ensued. I was relentless the rest of the evening.

Before anyone tells me what a bad friend I am, I can say that I only busted his balls over this topic because I know he doesn't really care about his size like most guys do. And he still had me beat by a half inch. And everyone was laughing, and when I have winning material, I don't like to give up a captive audience. So, I'd say he handled it well.

Me, I'm the youngest in my family, so I guess I'm not really worried. Plus I heard that being well endowed is not a family trait.

So, Pit... What would you do if you found out your brother is packing more heat then you?

(No homo)
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#3
Simple really. You kill him, cut off his penis, and through an extensive amount of incredibly painful self-surgeries, attach his penis to yours and BAM! MEGA-PENIS!!!

EDIT: It appears my partner-in-crime beat me to it....
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#4
Great minds think alike, I guess...
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#5
Quote by goest
Simple really. You kill him, cut off his penis, and through an extensive amount of incredibly painful self-surgeries, attach his penis to yours and BAM! MEGA-PENIS!!!

EDIT: It appears my partner-in-crime beat me to it....


You were more detailed though. I tend to go for the simplistic method
#7
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...if you found out your younger brother had a bigger penis then you?

Please, don't ask how you are finding this info out. I'd really rather just not go there (especially in the Pit). You just somehow found out. Maybe... his girlfriend told you. It doesn't really matter.

Also, if you are 17 and your brother is 6... just... no. Don't go there.

I'll give an example. The other night I was over my friends house. I'm 20, he's 21, his girlfriend is 18, and his brother is 19. I decided to ask the question just to bust his balls. His brother immediately started busting out laughing. So, just because it's my mission as a friend to humiliate my dear friends, I asked for measurements (in my circle of friends, this really isn't an unusual topic... plus, they already knew the measurements, so it's not like they had to do it on the spot). His brother beat him by an inch. I turned to his girlfriend and asked, "Too bad you're not with the big brother." Lulz ensued. I was relentless the rest of the evening.

Before anyone tells me what a bad friend I am, I can say that I only busted his balls over this topic because I know he doesn't really care about his size like most guys do. And he still had me beat by a half inch. And everyone was laughing, and when I have winning material, I don't like to give up a captive audience. So, I'd say he handled it well.

Me, I'm the youngest in my family, so I guess I'm not really worried. Plus I heard that being well endowed is not a family trait.

So, Pit... What would you do if you found out your brother is packing more heat then you?

(No homo)



So how would one obtain information about a siblings penis. HUH!?


...lol?
#8
LOL

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#9
I don't have a brother.

My mom had a few miscarriages before I was born though. Does that count?
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#11
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So are you going to tell us the sizes?


I'll just say that I rank in about average and I just suppose they have a better gene pool then me.

Also, I'm overweight, so a portion of mine disappears in the fat... and yes, I'm just making up excuses now.
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#14
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Laugh at him for having a 2 inch penis



But then we actually should be laughing at you're 1 inch... HAHAHA!!! /lame
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#16
I would traumatize him and destroy him emotionally so he ends up thinking he is meant to be a woman and gets a sex change. Then I would sell his penis to TS, who obviously needs it.


Kidding. I love my brother. I got him into guitar


Also, my penis is ****ing huge.
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#17
Hey, I've got an average sized penis, and I dun have a younger brother.
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#18
I like you and everything, but did you not rip this from the yahoo questions thread? If not, what is with you goobers comparing dicks? Could you not find a better way to spend your time? Bitches be cheap, especially these days.
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#19
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But then we actually should be laughing at you're 1 inch... HAHAHA!!! /lame



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#20
HAAAAAAAAAAA that's funny.... most guys dicks are full grown at 18 I'm pretty sure, so it's not really an age thing as much as, it just so happens to be.


but that's still funny..
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#21
mmm i have different father than my 3 other brothers, and i have the longest so, yay for different gene pools?

EDIT: note, i am also about 5 inches taller than all of them,
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#22
I'd honestly feel emasculated, since I'm already insecure about my dick size. Thankfully, I have a little sister instead, so this situation won't ever happen to me.
#23
^ congrats on having a bigger penis than a 10 year old *applause*

edit: damn you and your post Holy Katana!!

editedit: and damn your little penis!!
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#24
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^ congrats on having a bigger penis than a 10 year old *applause*

edit: damn you and your post Holy Katana!!

editedit: and damn your little penis!!


Well, gosh, it's not that little. It's just that I have a couple of friends with anacondas in their pants.
#25
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Well, gosh, it's not that little. It's just that I have a couple of friends with anacondas in their pants.


what is anaconda to you? 6 inches? x[
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#26
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^ congrats on having a bigger penis than a 10 year old *applause*

edit: damn you and your post Holy Katana!!

editedit: and damn your little penis!!



Egad, thankyou. I no longer feel self conscious!
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#27
I'd be upset, mainly because it would mean I have a little brother my parents never told me about. About the penis thing I'd just be like 'meh, luck of the draw, doesn't mean he knows how to use it.' Then I'd go sex some woman just to get my mojo back.
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#28
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what is anaconda to you? 6 inches? x[


Like 5 inches flaccid, so probably 8 or 9 erect.

I'll just come out and say that mine is 5.5 inches erect, which is a little bit smaller than average.
#30
I'd be more concerned if I found out my younger sister had a bigger penis than me.
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#32
Pics or it didn't happen.

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#33
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I'd be upset, mainly because it would mean I have a little brother my parents never told me about. About the penis thing I'd just be like 'meh, luck of the draw, doesn't mean he knows how to use it.' Then I'd go sex some woman just to get my mojo back.

meh, it's happened to me, only he's older.

and I'm the youngest [15] (of 5 it transpires) and I'm happy with my size. I don't know my brothers' [17 + 25ish] sizes because I'm not weird like that
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#34
I'd be very worried, considering I only have a little sister.

Or, I'd take pictures and give it to a Japanese porn magazine. They like that creepy stuff.
#35
Well, my brother's 21 and i'm 14, but my e-penis is WAYYYY bigger then his..

he's a noob lulz.
#36
i dont have any brother but my dick is bigger than many guys's that is about 20 years old. and im 13. I SWEAR.
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#37
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i dont have any brother but my dick is bigger than many guys's that is about 20 years old. and im 13. I SWEAR.

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#38
Right, that's it. Everyone get your penis out now and we'll compare! I happen to have a copy of the Prestige on me as well, for when we're finished and need some entertainment...
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#39
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Right, that's it. Everyone get your penis out now and we'll compare! I happen to have a copy of the Prestige on me as well, for when we're finished and need some entertainment...


Cold blooded.
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