#1
I was doing yoga yesterday for the first time and I got in to these really weird yoga positions including where I had to do something like this

and today when I tried to play guitar, the side of my index finger facing the thumb felt weird when i came into contact with the neck of the guitar. It feel like when you hit your funny bone in your elbow. Will this get better after couple of days? It's not really painful but its a weird awkward feeling.
#3
I'd get a pirate outfit and a parrot ready
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