#1
I need someone to help me out... explain some things to me... About tarot cards. Someone who actually knows about it and won't try to convince me that tarot is a satanic rite ¬¬. Pleaseee

My msn is josea025@hotmail.com

My name is Jose

Someone?

I believe you underestimate my sneakyness.




Very sneaky, indeed.
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#2
Just make shit up on the spot like all tarotreaders.
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#4
All I know about tarot cards is a few friends of mine and I played poker with them a while ago. 3 people died.
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#5
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I need someone to help me out... explain some things to me... About tarot cards. Someone who actually knows about it and won't try to convince me that tarot is a satanic rite ¬¬. Pleaseee

My msn is josea025@hotmail.com

My name is Jose

Someone?



what do ye want?

i've been readin' em for a while i guess
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#8
There was some stuff on it in Stephen King's Dark Tower series.

Considering the experience of most tarot readers, I am now an expert.
Ask me anything.
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#9
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There was some stuff on it in Stephen King's Dark Tower series.

Considering the experience of most tarot readers, I am now an expert.
Ask me anything.


how many fingers am i holding uP?
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#10
Just... Stuff about it. The msn is for that, i just wanna talk about it

I believe you underestimate my sneakyness.




Very sneaky, indeed.
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There was some stuff on it in Stephen King's Dark Tower series.

Considering the experience of most tarot readers, I am now an expert.
Ask me anything.


Will I ever be a dinosaur?
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#12
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how many fingers am i holding uP?



You have drawn the reaper.




Your fingers will no longer matter, as death will soon come to your family.

Would you like to draw again?


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Will I ever be a dinosaur?



You have drawn the adventurer.





You will soon have an encounter with a dinosaur. You must mate with it to become it.
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#13
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You have drawn the reaper.




Your fingers will no longer matter, as death will soon come to your family.

Would you like to draw again?


You have drawn the adventurer.





You will soon have an encounter with a dinosaur. You must mate with it to become it.


Ditto! I choose you!



Ditto, transform into the reaper!


Jokes on you now, for YOU have drawn The Reaper >:-D


EDIT: Had to fix the picture.
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#14
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Ditto! I choose you!



Ditto, transform into the reaper!


Jokes on you now, for YOU have drawn The Reaper >:-D



You cannot turn the cards on me, for I am the drawer!
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#15
Well, I've been reading for a while and I understand how it ACTUALLY works. Just IM me (my name is in my profile) or PM me if you don't have AIM.
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#16
big mistake putting your email adress in the pit...
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Well, I've been reading for a while and I understand how it ACTUALLY works. Just IM me (my name is in my profile) or PM me if you don't have AIM.



What are you insinuating?
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#18
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What are you insinuating?

I'm insinuating that anyone who thinks tarot is fortune telling is an idiot, because that's not how it's intended to be used. It will not tell the future or anything like that, it's meant for reading into yourself to find answers that you didn't know were there and helping you solve your problems through introspection.


tl:dr- I'm a wizard, fear me.
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All I know about tarot cards is a few friends of mine and I played poker with them a while ago. 3 people died.


nice job, that joke was a lot funnier when steven wright told it.
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#21
I know this Unicorn that knows all there is to know about those cards but I don't know if I can convince the minotaur to lend me his griffin to fly to the unicorn and ask again..sorry
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