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#1
Do people mistake you for a girl?

Guessing some of you have long hair, how often does someone say ma'am or anything of that sort?

I've had long hair for a couple years and I only get it once in a while...Even when I had short hair I got mistaken for a girl

Anyone else have any problems?
#2
Nope... must be because of my awesome muscly manliness...




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#3
Umm....no. I have yet for that to happen to me.
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#8
Yeah. I look like a really ugly anorexic chick.
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#10
My perpetual raging erection usually prevents such misidentification
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#11
I get mistaken for a girl a lot.

I think it's more that they're making fun of me than actually think I am female though. And all doubt goes once I start talking anyway.
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#12
my parents thought my frind was a girl for 4 months. his name was sam so they couldn't tell . and sma if your reading this i'm not lying haha.
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#13
i've been mistaken for my brother. maybe because we look alike, i don't know
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#14
Never. Even the manboobs don't fool people...

But saying that I'm a white guy with a fair bit of face fuzz, a voice of a black man and short hair so it's a little hard to get me confused with a girl.
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#15
No, never. I think it's the moustache.
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#17
Nope, but my 99 year old grandma thought my brother was a girl, because she asked who the new girl with us was.
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#18
Short answer, yes. Not anymore now that I am 6 foot 3 with a dash of facial hair.
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#19
i havent got long hair, but i was once mistook for a girl when i was holding an umbrella and wearing a Denim Jacket. Denim Jacket, what a mistake....
#20
One time at an IHOP the waitress called me m'am. It was really weird. I had a bunch of facial hair at the time too, so I must have been one ugly girl.
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#22
i have long hair, but no one mistakes me for a girl.
prolly teh beard, ya know.


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#23
eh every once in awhile
but it stopped when i got older

one time some stoner mistaked me for Kings Of Leon
yes the WHOLE band
#24
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i've been mistaken for my brother. maybe because we look alike, i don't know


your brothers a girl?
#26
Not in Finland (where every male between the ages of 13-18 has long hair), but when I was in France or the U.S. I got mistaken for a chick a few times.
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Only my voice.


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#29
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I got called a 'beautiful little girl' by an old man. I had nightmares for weeks.


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#30
no but mates take the pee. Not that I have that long hair.
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#31
my friend and i went into subway and the dude makin sandwiches thought he was a girl. He was high at the time, here's how it played out.

High dude: Welcome to subway ma'am...awww ****! im sorry dude (as he bands head on counter)

Friend: its alright man,

High dude: No, **** man! im sorry.

Friend:...its no big deal.

High Dude: No man (almost to the point of tears)... IM SORRY!

Me:...lets go to Taco Bell.
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#32
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i havent got long hair, but i was once mistook for a girl when i was holding an umbrella and wearing a Denim Jacket. Denim Jacket, what a mistake....


One of the ways to seem really manly is pulling off the denim jacket look

The only time I did was when I dressed up as a chick for Hallowe'en. I must have been good cause I was told I was better looking than most of the real girls there...
#33
Not from the front and not for a long time...but they have in the past.
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#35
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i thought u were just an ugly guy. i had to say it. perfect oppurtunity
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was he blind?
i am NOT blind.
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#37
Only on the phone with a helpdesk... I told here i was a Mister... but she kept calling me Madam. I was irritated before the conversasion started, she made it worse...
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i thought u were just an ugly guy. i had to say it. perfect oppurtunity
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#40
lol yes,i went tesco's once,and some old dude bumped into me,and said 'oh im sorry my dear...*i turn around to apologise*...oh sorry i thought you were a girl'

and several other occasions,involving dip**** chavs
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