#1
so my mom got groceries, and i was looking at a box of death pockets and it said 'now made with real cheese and eggs'. i saw this on several other food items. it made me wonder, 'well, if they are just now putting real eggs in them, what the hell was i eating before?!?!' and i am now going to eat nothing but steak and potatoes for the rest of my life out of fear of eating some unknown garbage. whos with me?
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#2
It was made with boogers and human fetus's before.
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It was made with boogers and human fetus's before.


And vaginal skin.
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#5
i was thinking this exact thing with my 400 degree hotpockets.


p.s.

Why are those ****ers still hot as **** even like 4 minutes after cooking?
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#6
it's just the "organic" food health craze. eveyone likes to think they're eating fresh food
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#7
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i was thinking this exact thing with my 400 degree hotpockets.


p.s.

Why are those ****ers still hot as **** even like 4 minutes after cooking?

haha its 400 on the outside, but in the middle its frozen as a brick.
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#8
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And vaginal skin.


and cannibal corpse CDs


that makes me nervous too though
but hey, ive been eating them for long enough, and Im not dead
so whatever im eating
ITS GOOD
#10
My brother freaked out after he looked at the eggnog bottle's ingredients and found no eggs.


I stopped eating Hot Pockets a long time ago, they're just awful. But Jim Gaffigan has a great bit about them
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My brother freaked out after he looked at the eggnog bottle's ingredients and found no eggs.


I remember when i found out Yoohoo didnt have any milk in it

i shrugged
#14
They probably used powdered egg before or some substitute that tasted nothing like egg but looked a bit like it and could pass with enough flavourings.
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i was looking at a box of death pockets

I wouldn't eat those if I were you....
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#18
that's simlar to the america episode of top gear when he had a roll or something with artificial cheese in it.
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#20
like on the fanta bottle it says: "now made with real fruit" or something along those lines..
I firstly thought: wtf have they put in there before!
secondly: and It'll be with about 60 gallons of sugar, so either way its bad for you

my morale: If u eat shit, its gonna be shit whatever "real" produce they put in it.
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#23
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My brother freaked out after he looked at the eggnog bottle's ingredients and found no eggs.


I stopped eating Hot Pockets a long time ago, they're just awful. But Jim Gaffigan has a great bit about them

haha yea thats where i got the death pocket term from.
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#25
Hot pockets are on my list of foods I only eat when I'm extremely drunk.Seriously,it's the only way I can overlook the carnage.Anyone ever cook one on a plastic plate and have the sleeve thing they cook in melt the plate?

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#26
The food industry is also a death industry sorry dude
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babies

you'll have so many babies

400 BABIES!
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babies

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400 BABIES!


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#29
"I heard that just recently they came out with the breakfast hot pocket...


FINALLY! I couldn't think of a better way to start the day! Now i can have a hot pocket for breakfast, a hot pocket for lunch, and be dead by dinner.

deeeeeeeeead pockeeeeeeeets."
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#30
This was exactly my train of thought many years ago when I was eating some Coco Pops. How hard is it to make stuff with real chocolate?! Pretty damn hard in the 1990s apparently.