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Craig01
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#1
Cats are better than dogs.

1. Kittens



2. They are nice to stroke

discuss.
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#2
They are also much smarter than dogs.
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#3
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#4
Fail troll,

dogs are better
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#5
cats are as good as dogs... neither are better.

They each have their own advantages
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#7
i prefer cats. i hate dogs that jump all over you..its the most annoying thing ever.
i do like greyhounds however.
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#11
Aaw... Cats are malicious. But also if they feel nice they sit on your lap and warm your wang/other. But dog's are loyal and lick you and bark and are nice. .... I'm undecided on who's better.
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#12
Quote by Portuguese_boy
Cats are better...


to eat...


Yeah but, you can feed dogs a TON of rice and then bake them. That way you have a nice rice filled dinner... Just saying, one advantage of that anyways...
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#13
I have three cats and one dog.

Each cat could easily own my dog. It's quite sad - my dog runs away and hides up the back.
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#14
If someone breaks into your house a cat isn't going to do anything.It will sit there with a look of indifference on it's face while you get stabbed to death.

I'd say a mixture of both is good.

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#15
I love cats and I hate dogs. But even better than cats are chipmunks. I have a pet chipmunk, he's called Randy.

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#16
no VS threads?
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#17
Pets =/= Fun.


I refuse to believe anything other than that.
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#18
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no VS threads?


They are not Vsing each other, we are simply discussing which is more awesome.
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#20
Cats ARE better than dogs.
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#22
you don't need to look after them really.
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#25


Donkeys pwn everything for 3 simple reasons;

1) They give out witty and rather funny comical lines.
2) Tried riding a cat?
3) Anything that sounds like Eddie Murphy is win.

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Portuguese_boy
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#26
Quote by Century
no VS threads?


It's not a VS because the TS thought he put a fact in the thread title, too bad it's wrong, because dogs pwn cats.

Dogs taste like crap, cats are yummy, that's why you eat kittens not puppies dumbass.
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#27
Here are the reasons i remember having...


1. Cats purr. Dogs drool.

2. Cats are much cleaner than dogs.

3. Dogs have to be walked, rain or shine; cats do not!

4. Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they're "in the mood".

5. Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.

6. In 1996 over 10,000 U.S. deaths were attributed to a dog owners choking on saliva during morning wake-up licks.

7. Cats always land on their feet. Dogs just won't let you throw them.

8. Cats will wait until you've read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds.

9. Cats look cute sleeping on the t.v. Dogs just crash right in front of the screen.

10. Fewer cat owners suffer from "Flappy Tail" lacerations than dog owners.

11. No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat".

12. Cats bury their "presents". Dogs dig up others'.

13. Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your crotch.

14. Why do you think they call it "Dog Breath?"

15. Garfield. Odie. Enough said?



EDIT: And Caturday. Nuff there. I dont know of Dogurday.
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#30
I have a cat. My cat is awesome. He sits on my verizon fios set-top box and watches TV with me.
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#33
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#34


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#37
Quote by Chaos Nil
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EDIT: And Caturday. Nuff there. I dont know of Dogurday.


There's "LolDogs"

and TS, FTL!!! Dogs own!!!

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#39
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