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#1
He's turning 19 on January fifth, and in The UK, where he is, it's almost that time.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I'd bake you a cake but there is no oven on my phone.

Join in the festivities in honor of this good fellow.

I got you this



and a cake

Last edited by jetfuel495 at Jan 4, 2009,
#2
WOOOHOOO HAPPY BIRTH DAY!!!! .....who is he?
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#4

Whats a birthday without spam.
"Bullshit is the glue that binds this nation together."
-George Carlin



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#5
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Warning: The above post may contain lethal levels of radiation, sharp objects and sexiness.
Proceed with extreme caution!
#6
Happy Birthday SAM!
¤´¨留話 請留話 請在我說完後
¸.•´¸.•´¨¸.•¤¨哭泣我不在這裡 我不在那裡請在嗶一聲之後留
(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´(´¸.•¤´`¤下自己的秘密請在嗶一聲之後對話筒沾自喜請在嗶一聲之後對空氣唉聲嘆氣


我不在這裡 我人在哪裡 我想到哪裡¤

請在嗶一聲之後留下有聲的話題¤

請在嗶一聲之後分擔感情的問題¤


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#8

I bought you a family treehouse!
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I think you need to stop caring what people think about it. I stayed home all day today and masturbated like 5 times. Fucking blast.

Ibanez ATK300 ◈ Sansamp VT Bass ◈ EHX Nano Small Stone ◈ Hartke LH500 ◈ Ashdown/Celestion 115
#11
Quote by michaelbot9000
a good birthday?

"Bullshit is the glue that binds this nation together."
-George Carlin



The Human Fund: $0.00
PM me to donate
#13
Send him my love.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#16
Happy birthday man

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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#18
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Sam!

I got you:

*some horrid picture*


I.. I......

GTFO MAAAAAN
#19
wierd i am Sam B

and i just turned 19

you got my Bday wrong
Gear:
Epiphone Les Paul Standard
Blackstar HT-5 Head
Homemade 1x12 from a combo cab with an Eminence PJ
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perhaps i have a superb epiphone. the japanese man must have gotten laid and won the lottery right before he made my guitar. whatever.
#22
happy birthday
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Tokio Hotel is probably the worst thing Germany has produced since WW2.


#23
Congrats, man!

I got you shitloads of beer:


All of it Carlsbergs.
#24

I got you the four new Alexi Laiho guitars...The Alexi Scythe,the Scythe 600 the Alexi Blacky and the Blacky 600.

Have a good one. ( A birthday that is)
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Stop Performing Meathook Sodomy On Yourself
#25
Quote by Renka
Congrats, man!

**

All of it Carlsbergs.

You know me too well
fnx <3
#26
No gifts of women yet?!



I'm having second go!
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#27
Happy birthday to him~


edot; it's my birthday too btw, Jan 5th rules.
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#29
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Happy birthday to him~


edot; it's my birthday too btw, Jan 5th rules.


and to you too



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BUT DUDE! THAT'S MY OPINION! JUST LIKE PEOPLE HAVE OPINIONS THAT ALL BLACK PEOPLE ARE CRIMINALS! IT JUST CAN'T BE CHALLENGED BECAUSE IT'S YOUR OPINION!

WHEEEEEEEE.

Heja Sverige!
#30
Seeing as you forced me to say it in here at gunpoint.
Happy Birthday.

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#31
Ahh finally someone I recognise on here.... happy birthday
#32
I got you a viking meatlhead to be your bitch:

I present to you:
Jonne Järvelä


#33



I...I...i cant really explain
Black Knight CF-60F Semi-Acoustic.

Black Knight CP200 (Red flamed maple).

Neck-thru 4 string bass.

Acoustic 6 string.
#34
i got you three things:






i suggest using the first one as an outline for... something... for the other two. i just can't figure it out. i know i'm close and we know they'll never get round to figuring it out. maybe man city/chelsea/inter milan will have it figured out by summer.
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I don't think any words should be censored.

Especially faggot since homos aren't real people and all.

Quote by sam b
Man City wont win anything and finish below Arsenal.

city: 3rd + FA cup winners.
arsenal: 4th
#35
Happy Birthday.

I got you an 'a' to go with your 'b'.

Who knows, maybe one day you'll have them all!
PPPPPPPOSTFINDER
#37
Quote by breadstick
Happy Birthday.

I got you an 'a' to go with your 'b'.

Who knows, maybe one day you'll have them all!

Thanks, I can only dream
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