#1
Just wondering,

what's the most random thing that happened to you while fapping?

btw i know this thread will fail...but post anyways
Last edited by uhhhmmm at Jan 4, 2009,
#4
I got semen in my keyboard once, then took about 20 mins getting it all out from between the keys before realising you can simply take the keys off.
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#7
When I was in uni and hadn't bothered to pay for my accomidation for about 4 months I decided to have a good old fashioned fap over the money I'd saved (and some internet porn), when the head of campus and three other people who I think just came along because they liked looking through peoples stuff, decided to let themselves in to my room using a spare key they had. Due to the fact I was in the middle of a 3 day MDMA bender I found this hilarious and when ordered to in quite a firm manner, refused to put my penis away until they left... Funnily enough they didn't bother me again after that
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#8
Stuff came out.
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#9
inb4 Union Jake...
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#11
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When I was in uni and hadn't bothered to pay for my accomidation for about 4 months I decided to have a good old fashioned fap over the money I'd saved (and some internet porn), when the head of campus and three other people who I think just came along because they liked looking through peoples stuff, decided to let themselves in to my room using a spare key they had. Due to the fact I was in the middle of a 3 day MDMA bender I found this hilarious and when ordered to in quite a firm manner, refused to put my penis away until they left... Funnily enough they didn't bother me again after that



You...you...you just funking win dude!
#12
Your mom happened while i was fapping once.
That was odd.
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#13
it's hardly ever weird or funny...
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#14
My penis ran away and never returned.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

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#15
The other day, i was just to about to cumplode lying in my bed, and my cousin (same age and sex as me), was in the spare bed across the room. And literally the second i started jizzing, he bursts out with;
"You know the dark knight, Heath Ledger's peformance was brilliant"
A real boner killer, but made me laugh so much.
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#16
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The other day, i was just to about to cumplode lying in my bed, and my cousin (same age and sex as me), was in the spare bed across the room. And literally the second i started jizzing, he bursts out with;
"You know the dark knight, Heath Ledger's peformance was brilliant"
A real boner killer, but made me laugh so much.


Dude, while HE'S in the same room...

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#17
well one time i was looking at a i am legend parody called i am ****...well those vampires sure do know how to suck.
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#18
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Dude, while HE'S in the same room...


Yeah, well me and him have been good friends since childhood, we've grown up together and we're also brutally honest with each other.
"Steve, i'm having a wank, turn off the light and shuttup."
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Last edited by alteredgod at Jan 4, 2009,
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Yeah, well me and him have been good friends since childhood, we've grown up together and we're also brutally honest with each other.
"Steve, i'm having a wank, turn off the light and shuttup."


One day you'll realize that he is watching you do it and smitting you in the name of Thor.
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#20
Quote by alteredgod
The other day, i was just to about to cumplode lying in my bed, and my cousin (same age and sex as me), was in the spare bed across the room. And literally the second i started jizzing, he bursts out with;
"You know the dark knight, Heath Ledger's peformance was brilliant"
A real boner killer, but made me laugh so much.



You had a wank when your cousin was in the same room?

Edit: NVM didnt see someone else asked the same question
#21
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#22
Quote by alteredgod
The other day, i was just to about to cumplode lying in my bed, and my cousin (same age and sex as me), was in the spare bed across the room. And literally the second i started jizzing, he bursts out with;
"You know the dark knight, Heath Ledger's peformance was brilliant"
A real boner killer, but made me laugh so much.


hahahaha