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#2
Personal trainer or registered dietician. Or something completely different, who knows
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#3
Professional Ass Kicker.

It gives a nice penchant plan.
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#4
Erotic taxidermist.
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#5
A dinosaur!
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You disgust me.


Quote by jack_off_joel
bro u are definately gay


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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


Quote by 100%guitarmad
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#7
student in high school for now but going to study maths at uni...that's as specific as i know myself
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#9
Freelance/studio/film composer, music director/producer, jazz guitarist, and things to do with music business.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
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But our Band is Listana
#11
Quote by Kensai
Erotic taxidermist.


Your stuffing mommy?
Quote by Crazymike100

You disgust me.


Quote by jack_off_joel
bro u are definately gay


Quote by Oblivion_Rps
A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


Quote by 100%guitarmad
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#12
Anesthesia.
Unless I can find a way to do music and make money.. sigh.
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This is a clever, witty signature. Rofl at my glory.
#13
Unemployed at the moment, unless you count making rap backing tracks to sell to local chav kids as a job (try it, their parents are suprizingly rich around these parts). Will hopefully be a police officer at some point in the near future
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
#14
Lawyer
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+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

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I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#15
Aerospace Engineering vs Mechanical Engineering.

i've yet to decide.

my first two college years are gonna just be "general" engineering until i decide
v CLICK v



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The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"
#16
hopefully studying managment/promotion and setting up a small promotions business in the summer. in the mean time, im a musician.
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I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#17
I'm unemployed but I'm doing volunteer work at the Viridian City Gym, belittling challenging trainers as they walk in:

"You got guts kids, but you ain't gonna do sh*t fat nigga. Giovanni owns your stanky leg."
#18
Well, ideally, and almost confirmed I will get some DJ gigs soon (i've got the decks, and not the gay disco type DJ), and hopefully from there, my electronic project and my band will kick off.

Something else i've always wanted and something much more realistic is to be a milkman.

These are all dreams though, most likely i will have a shitty office job.
NOIZE
#20
Quote by Kensai
Erotic taxidermist.


I'm sure that involves an entirely different form of stuffing.

Epiphone Les Paul Standard w/ SD Alnico Pro II's
Fender Aerodyne Telecaster & Stratocaster
Marshall JCM 800 4104 combo


E-Married to Funny_Page
#21
I thinking something in business like economics or manufacturing.
98% of teens have been around or have had alcohol. Put this in your sig if you like bagels.
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Joe Biden's wife is a total cougar.


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metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!

XBL Gamer Tag:

Arch Enemy65
#24
Quote by Silent_Jester13
Your stuffing mommy?


Hey, if the price is right...

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I'm sure that involves an entirely different form of stuffing.




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Nurse. Or serial rapist. Maybe both at the same time.

A serial nurse?
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#27
I want to be the guy from Fight Club.
Quote by Crazymike100

You disgust me.


Quote by jack_off_joel
bro u are definately gay


Quote by Oblivion_Rps
A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


Quote by 100%guitarmad
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#28
I wish: Metal God
Reality: Psychologist (shrink)
(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") He lost his ears to a pyrotechnics display
Please buy him new ears


Boats and Hos!
#29
Probably either a network administrator or Network security expert.
Concerts
All Points West - August 1st
Krockathon 14 - August 8th
#30
i make big macs and double cheeseburgers
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I laughed at someone for breaking his g-string, and got sigged


Quote by Veil Of Osiris

You just made me spit out my Kool-Aid all over my keyboard.


sorry
#31
I'm a working towards a carpentry apprenticeship but considering the economy I may have to load up the car, drive to alberta and fall back on my welding skills.
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Nobody likes you and your opinion on life does not matter. Also your sister is pregnant with my child.
#32
I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Maybe Veterinary after high school.
But really, I want to be a writer on the Colbert Report.
#33
I change my mind again.

I want to be Jesus when I grow up, or a race car driver.

Both?
Quote by Crazymike100

You disgust me.


Quote by jack_off_joel
bro u are definately gay


Quote by Oblivion_Rps
A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


Quote by 100%guitarmad
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#36
Hopefully a Criminal Psychiatrist.
KatehMonster
Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
Dude, if you were a lesbian asking out another lesbian in a man forum we would be going crazy too.
Quote by zerosystem
just because you're a girl and you get more pussy than me doesn't give you the right to brag.
#37
Resort Manager now.....


but I want to be a Barbarian.
Epiphone SG
Crate V-18 212
Xaviere XV-500
Boss PS-5 SUPER Shifter
Digitech Bad Monkey

SWINE FLU FREE SINCE 1974
#38
Medicine hopefully.
Lets All Goto Mars: The I The FLAMING LIPS Club
#39
Quote by Kensai
Erotic taxidermist.

can I be your apprentice?!

and tbh I haven't really chosen what I want to be/do.

atm I'm thinking about studying history at university.. but it might be a bit of a ****e uni, since i didnt do that great in my GCSEs.

but I dont know where after that.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



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