#1
Okay a few days ago, I was at my Grandma's, right? My uncle lives with her (haha funny I know) so we started playing dominoes (even funnier i know).

I'm playing with my gma, uncle, sister, and me. About 5 minutes into the game, my uncle just starts ripping them off. Silently, though.

Pretty soon, my grandma says "Wow somebody stinks! Whew!" And my uncle replies "yeah, I guess somebody's having a rough time..."

Now, I'm choking on my uncle's fart-gases, and since my sister never farts, my grandma probably thought it was me. What the crap?!?

What would you do in this situation?

I ended up just sitting quietly and leaving as soon as possible to leave the stink.
#2
hahahaha

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#4
What do you mean your sister never farts?
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#10
Hm, that is a tough situation indeed. You could call your uncle on it, but then that would expose him to the group and he could possibly be ridiculed to the point of extreme rage and would end up slaughtering the entire lot of you.

On the flip side, you could always take the blame yourself, saving your uncle some embarrassment. This could also possibly lead to you being ridiculed to the point of extreme rage and you would then end up killing your entire family.

I guess the only logical solution to this problem is to not play dominoes.
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Hm, that is a tough situation indeed. You could call your uncle on it, but then that would expose him to the group and he could possibly be ridiculed to the point of extreme rage and would end up slaughtering the entire lot of you.

On the flip side, you could always take the blame yourself, saving your uncle some embarrassment. This could also possibly lead to you being ridiculed to the point of extreme rage and you would then end up killing your entire family.

I guess the only logical solution to this problem is to not play dominoes.

I don't know man. Yes, the chance of him getting angry and seeking revenge is nothing to take lightly, but let's examine the situation: The man lives with his mom, spends his time playing games with his mom and teenage relatives AND he farts and blames it on others. It sounds like he needs someone to give him a reality check, or at least stop him from blaming others for his farts.

That said, I just wasted time offering real advice for a fake situation on the internet so maybe someone should intervene for MY sake
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Who plays dominoes?
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#14
just blame it on your uncle
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omg i laughed so hard when i read this!


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#18
my uncle lives with my grandma too
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I don't know man. Yes, the chance of him getting angry and seeking revenge is nothing to take lightly, but let's examine the situation: The man lives with his mom, spends his time playing games with his mom and teenage relatives AND he farts and blames it on others. It sounds like he needs someone to give him a reality check, or at least stop him from blaming others for his farts.


I see where you're coming from man, really I do. I just think that, after careful consideration, informing the uncle that you know he is the perpetrator is the right thing to do in this situation. You already shed some light on the fact that he:

A) lives with his mother
B) plays old-person games with his mother

It's obvious that we're dealing with one frail son of a bitch. Even the slightest bit of public humiliation could send this guy right over the edge. I think the TS needs to man up and take the blame. I'm assuming the TS can take a joke. Also, think of how much it would mean to the uncle. He might even be so happy that he takes the TS out for ice cream or something. Wouldn't that be swell?
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Hm, that is a tough situation indeed. You could call your uncle on it, but then that would expose him to the group and he could possibly be ridiculed to the point of extreme rage and would end up slaughtering the entire lot of you.

On the flip side, you could always take the blame yourself, saving your uncle some embarrassment. This could also possibly lead to you being ridiculed to the point of extreme rage and you would then end up killing your entire family.

I guess the only logical solution to this problem is to not play dominoes.

dude it seriously reeked! like horrible! and it was in like the section of the house without a draft or anything, so it just wouldn't leave...

the Fart that Wouldn't Leave
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Hm, that sounds like an awesome name for a short story. I shall begin writing immediately!