#1
Let's say a kid is born with a supreme knack for something. Let's say... Criminal profiling. He's recognized and stuff, too. Legally, could he be like a private counsel for a police department at the age of 7? He's qualified, so I don't see why not.
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#5
No.

How would he be qualified? Just because his parents say he's good at Clue doesn't mean he can do the job.
#7
He's recognized in the field. Professionals respect him. If Paul Gilbert respected you for your guitarrage, I'd consider you qualified.
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#8
No.
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#11
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No.

Aren't there laws againt children under a certain age working, in western countries?

One of the issues I was thinking about.

Another point I was hoping someone would address was schooling, but a "no" trend has started...soo....

Would he have to go to school and get certified? I mean, he pretty much has his skills already.
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#23
no, it may not necessarily be illegal, but it would almost guarantee the case being thrown out of court.
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#24
I'd hire him. Little kids are sexy around the workplace.
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#25
I don't think he could, although he could always provide anonymous tip-offs until he WAS old enough
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#26
I don't think they'd take him,
but they might use him unofficially though,
under the table type things.

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...doesnt anyone else think this is kinda creepy?


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#31
I guess our penis cannon broke down?
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#33
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Well just imagine how much trauma the kid would get from reading about the acts some of these criminals do.


I'd argue none more than anyone else
Everyone undergo's the same trauma from hearing horrific things, the child would just need to be trained to cope, as every other officer is when they enter a daunting area of crime (my mum transferred to Family Protection several years ago (she's now in a different department again though) and she had to be trained to cope with horrific scenes)

Plus if we're talking a modern hypothetical child, by age 7 he'd have completed all the GTA games and be so used to violence, sexual language and general debauchery he'd be a pro at coping anyway

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#35
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