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#1
Mine was to reduce fapping to once a week, but I have already done it 4 times since New Years Eve. I still have "getting a job" left on my list though.


Have you broken any yet?


PS, I expect this thread to fail, it's just.. I'm terribly bored.
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#2
mine was making sure my life ceased to exist...well here i am so yeah i have broken it
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#5
I think New Years resolutions are ridiculous. If you wanna do something just do it.

EDIT:

Last edited by Sacrebleu! at Jan 5, 2009,
#6
Quote by Sacrebleu!
I think New Years resolutions are ridiculous. If you wanna do something just do it.



True, but sometimes you need an excuse to get started, otherwise you make up all kinds of excuses to not do it..
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#7
Quote by freedoms_stain
Never make em, that way you can't break em.

This. Also, once a week? I bet Jesus himself rubbed one out more often than that.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





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Berserker.
#8
Quote by Sacrebleu!
I think New Years resolutions are ridiculous. If you wanna do something just do it.

EDIT:



Subliminal advertising. Wait.. really blatant, more like!
#10
i've got the same resolution as you, and so far so good. Although i'm not allowed to fap till thursday now
#11
probably will today...schools starts back
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#12
ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD

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#13
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That had nothing to do with anything, but my God it's funny

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#14
Quote by Zero-Hartman
This. Also, once a week? I bet Jesus himself rubbed one out more often than that.


I believe it has been proven that he chose his Disciples based on the speed with which they could rub one out, so the man himself was clearly a fan.

Mine is to go to a chiropractor, not gone yet, but hell, I've got all year!
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#15
Mine was not to have one
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#16
mine was to drink myself to death. it's getting easier and easier
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#17
Quote by metacarpi
I believe it has been proven that he chose his Disciples based on the speed with which they could rub one out, so the man himself was clearly a fan.

Mine is to go to a chiropractor, not gone yet, but hell, I've got all year!

Judas got angry at Jesus because he was always the one who had to eat the biscuit during their late night 'suppers'.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#18
Quote by Marskell
mine was making sure my life ceased to exist




...Just kidding.
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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#19
Yes and no...I haven't really started on mine seeing as how they're all long-term goals but does not starting mean I've already failed?
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#21
Mines to make one next year. You just can't fail.
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#22
Practice Guitar Way More = Accomplished... so far.
Get A Job = Semi-Accomplished. My Resume and chosen job is done, now to just obtain said job.

Those were my two main ones.
#24
I sidestepped the problem of breaking news years resolutions by not making any.
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#25
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Judas got angry at Jesus because he was always the one who had to eat the biscuit during their late night 'suppers'.


I know how he must have felt.

Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#27
Quote by Toilets
No drugs.

Failed two days ago.



I failed that a minute over 12 on jan the 1st...
ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD

Quote by MetalMessiah665
Dude, I think I would know, Trivium invented Thrash, Metallica are lucky they got as far as they did piggy-backing off of Trivium's signature style.
#29
I've limited myself to only drinking at the weekend...I can't bloody stand it but I'm sticking to it so far.
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#33
Quote by Toilets
No drugs.

Failed two days ago.


Naughty Toilets, bad Toilets, I didn't think you had it in you.

Unless you are talking about a Calpol addiction?
#35
Quote by sglover34479
*reported*


Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#36
I'll find out in 2 more weeks.
My was to get back in to the gym and start working out again. But im doing allot of overtime at work now and going to school for two more weeks because one of the employees is on vacation so we need to fill in.
#38
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']And you chose that post over the others to report?

Quite frankly I'm insulted. I need to work on being more offensive to the overly-sensitive.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#39
Quote by metacarpi
Quite frankly I'm insulted. I need to work on being more offensive to the overly-sensitive.


Well I'm christian so I took offense to quite a few posts but I don't feel like reporting them all and that was the worst.
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