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#3
Maybe if they were pogrammed to generate statements based on reactions, but it would not just be a case of program it, sit it in a room and let it write.
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#4
If it was a good robot it could.
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#6
If a robot could spell rape or aidz then yes
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#8
I think a robot could master 'your mum' jokes... it'd be great
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#9
Yes. The hypothetical robots can tell jokes.
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#10
Easily, just let is generate a synonym for rape, murder, clown sex, and put that word after a sentence involving a baby or a kitten.
#11
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no kyle, we don't have the technology yet
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#12
Possibly, but not funny ones.
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#13
Thats what - MEEP - she said.

*bleep like laughter*
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#14
You obviously don't watch enough star trek, your answer lies with Data.
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#17
I'm sure it could, but it would have to be programmed by someone who knows humour well.

For the moment, a computer program can generate anagrams, some of which are funny. That is, in a way, a primitive artificially-created joke. There's also stuff like insult generators.

I'm sure with modern technology, you could make a pun creation programme, which looks for similar sounding words, and inserts them into common phrases.

Although if that had already been done, newspaper headline authors would be out of a job long ago.
#18
I don't think I would want one that could. Because if you teach them to be creative, they could become self-aware, and I think we all know what that means.
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#19
Well my wife is a bit mechanical in the bedroom and she makes some funny jokes ... I kid, i'm desperately lonely
#20
Quote by aaciseric
Well my wife is a bit mechanical in the bedroom and she makes some funny jokes ... I kid, i'm desperately lonely


LOL i can see it...
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tell him that he is the drummer and that his opinions are invalid

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

#21
Some jokes have intentionally bad grammar. The robot would have presumably be programmed to have correct grammar, or else it would write jokes that didn't make sense at all, but would therefore rule out any good jokes with bad grammar.
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#22
it couldn't no, because it can't be creative and see things like we do
#23
they dont understand anything in reality...they just spit out human reactions based on human input
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#24
It would be based off alot on timing, and the reaction to its crowd.
I would imagine you would program some simple forms of jokes into him, let him use them then see what happens. If his crowd doesnt react then he tries again with a different scenario and if it works he builds off of it.
Although theres many variables to go through. And before being able to make good jokes he would need to know some of the cultural aspects of the people hes around and at least a basic knowledge of how they each go about their days, meaning he would have to first gain a good knowledge base before being able to tell a joke. Otherwise he wouldnt have enough sources to draw his ideas and scenarios from.
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#25
Hey if Will ferell can...
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#26
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Hey if Will ferell can...


This post is proof of the hypothesis put forward in the thread title.

Ladies and Gentlemen, my newest creation:

The Kjellbot Joculator 3000
#27
Quote by OlivierF
Thats what - MEEP - she said.

*bleep like laughter*

lulz.
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#28
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This post is proof of the hypothesis put forward in the thread title.

Ladies and Gentlemen, my newest creation:

The Kjellbot Joculator 3000


Beep beep DESTROY! DESTROY!!!
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#30
Quote by Kensai
Beep beep DESTROY! DESTROY!!!


Bad joculator! BAD joculator

*whacks with broomstick*

Wait, what are you doing with that custard pie? No! Don't come any closer, I'm warning you! No, no! NOAARGGHfgfgfgfdgs.



Mmm, tasty.
#32
This is my favorite robot joke

Beep Beep

Who's Beep?

Circuit Breaker

Beep Circuit Breaker who?

WARNING ERROR 1B. OVER HEATING OCCURRING IN CIRCUIT BREAKER. SHUTTING DOWN NON VITAL SYSTEMS.
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#33
Quote by element4433
This is my favorite robot joke

Beep Beep

Who's Beep?

Circuit Breaker

Beep Circuit Breaker who?

WARNING ERROR 1B. OVER HEATING OCCURRING IN CIRCUIT BREAKER. SHUTTING DOWN NON VITAL SYSTEMS.

A classic
#34
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In Binary ?
yes.

00010001110011?


001
001100011!


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Those who understand binary and those who don't.
#35
Quote by element4433
This is my favorite robot joke

Beep Beep

Who's Beep?

Circuit Breaker

Beep Circuit Breaker who?

WARNING ERROR 1B. OVER HEATING OCCURRING IN CIRCUIT BREAKER. SHUTTING DOWN NON VITAL SYSTEMS.




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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary and those who don't.


I had to Google that to understand it. Still, clever.
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#37
Quote by lockedandlogan
There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary and those who don't.


#38
Quote by LordBishek
Bad joculator! BAD joculator

*whacks with broomstick*

Wait, what are you doing with that custard pie? No! Don't come any closer, I'm warning you! No, no! NOAARGGHfgfgfgfdgs.



Mmm, tasty.


TASTE DEFEAT, FEEBLE HUMAN!




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Hm, is that the robot the team from xbox 360 built?
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#39
Quote by Kensai
TASTE DEFEAT, FEEBLE HUMAN!




Hm, is that the robot the team from xbox 360 built?


Mmmmm, tasty defeat is tasty
#40
Quote by slash-120
In Binary ?
yes.

00010001110011?


001
001100011!



Dude...you're gross. I can't beleive you just said that joke...
and you're not even banned!!


01100....01100 big time...
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