#1
a pokemon, which one would you choose? Personally, I'd go for Gardevoir, heck, I'd do it even if i didn't have to, and here is why



Either that, or if it was simply oral sex, I'd choose Pelipper, simply because it's probably the only pokemon that could accomodate my chode-p£n0r in it's mouth



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#2
Mudkip.

We Must Save The Mudkips!!!
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

#6
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Charmander...he's hawt


Owwie.
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tell him that he is the drummer and that his opinions are invalid

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

#11
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Mr. Mime

Ninetales>Vulpix

Vulpix was always the quiet yet hot geeky redhead virgin, whereas Ninetales was the sexy blonde with uncountable diseases that would sell you a night in bed for a burrito
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My new hero. Anyone willing to use lethal martial arts against hxc kids is amazing.

That's me

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my penis has a restraining order against me because i beat it

#12
TS's 'things' are not pokemon. Jynx is a pokemon. A damned sexy pokemon, she can kiss me to sleep any day.
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#16
mudkipchan.
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#17
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Does this cutie evolve into something with big b00bs? If so, count me in!!!
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Wasn't there a thread about this like yesterday?
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#20
the only half-ways human looking pokemon are Mr.Mime and Jynx....threesome!!!
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#21
Mew. hawt.
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#22
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A Ditto surely? At least then it could actually turn into a woman.

Yeah, but what if it decided to turn into an Onix right as you came? Rock vs Penis=not fun
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My new hero. Anyone willing to use lethal martial arts against hxc kids is amazing.

That's me

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my penis has a restraining order against me because i beat it

#24
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A Ditto surely? At least then it could actually turn into a woman.


This man is ither a genius or an incredibly sick guy with far too much time on his hands...

I vote the latter!
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i dont quite know what it is, but i assume it involves plenty of harpsichord solos and medieval chanting.


#25
Raichu.

I've heard he's electric in bed.

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#27
this is a bit weird.. i never really played pokemon, i remember squirtle, i'l have squirtle
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#29


I always wanted a fat chick ! more cushin, for the pushin'


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