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#1
Not talking about the theme of Sex in Music or music inspired by intercourse... Come on, it's the Pit here, I know better than that!

Which artist do you listen to when you have sex? What's the craziest song you had sex on? There'd better be some guitars involved!

For me, Nine Inch Nails creates a mood we can both live with, and "Wollt ihr das Bett in Flammen sehen?" by Rammstein.
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#2
i think a better question is, "who in the pit has had sex?"
then "with music on?"
then "more than once?"


i for one feel left out
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#3
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#4
The first time I sexed one of my girlfriends was in my room, a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the windows open and Thin Lizzy on the go. That was some epic two-back-beasting right there.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#5
I cu.... no.. no im better than that... no music for me
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#6
bye bye bye by nsync came one this girls ipod one time that was kinda odd. and im gonna **** you or whatever its called by akon came on with a diff girl and i thought that was pretty ironic
#7
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i think a better question is, "who in the pit has had sex?"
then "with music on?"
then "more than once?"


i for one feel left out




Oh my god...

I'd sig that but I don't have enough room.
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tell him that he is the drummer and that his opinions are invalid

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

#8
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I cu....


O_O

epic!

surely not a first-time-having-sex-with-that-person tune, but definitely worthy of consideration.
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#9
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i think a better question is, "who in the pit has had sex?"
then "with music on?"
then "more than once?"

i for one feel left out


LOL
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Wasn't there a thread about this like yesterday?
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#10
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bye bye bye by nsync came one this girls ipod one time that was kinda odd. and im gonna **** you or whatever its called by akon came on with a diff girl and i thought that was pretty ironic

that is not irony.

supermassive black hole by muse.

trust me.
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#11
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Oh my god...

I'd sig that but I don't have enough room.


make a note of it somewhere. when you get bored of something in your sig, remember me.

okay? i reeeeeally like attention.
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Every time I masturbate it feels like I'm committing a small scale infanticide. Feels cool.
#13
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I cu.... no.. no im better than that... no music for me


Good for you.
#15
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say something witty that involves a sexual innuendo or stereotypical pit humor.

much lulz.
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Every time I masturbate it feels like I'm committing a small scale infanticide. Feels cool.
#18
hey, has anyone ever started banging your head while you're banging a girl?

how did that work out for you?
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#19
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i for one feel left out


same dude
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#20
cant go wrong with a bit of santana, sexy riffage.
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they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

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#21
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gotta love the shuffle feature. it knows everything!


This is true.

I once ALMOST got laid by removing all the songs from my Ipod and putting my GF's favorite song as the only song.

Then I told her that if her favorite song came on, she would have to **** me.

Alas, I only recieved some crappy fondling for my efforts.
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tell him that he is the drummer and that his opinions are invalid

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

#22
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depends on the tempo
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hey, has anyone ever started banging your head while you're banging a girl? how did that work out for you?

That's kinda what I implied with the Rammstein song. The tempo is definitely not the fastest ever, but the beats are very pronunced, and I felt obliged to headbang while banging
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Wasn't there a thread about this like yesterday?
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#23
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that is not irony.

supermassive black hole by muse.

trust me.



ahhh what the **** ever you get the point
#25
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Alas, I only recieved some crappy fondling for my efforts.


it's better than nothing, eh?

i try to look on the bright side when it comes to sex.

i'm not gettin' any... but hey! i'm not a teen father! how 'bout that? made my day.
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#27
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supermassive black hole by muse.


... you have vision.

I definately wouldn't go for Bon Jovi because pictures of Jon and Richie would enter my head and the whole thing would go wrong.
#28
I almost always have sex to music. Can't think of any spectacularly bad choices offhand. Last night I got through a few Massive Attack albums.
#29
Once I had my ipod on shuffle in the background, and just as we were getting into it "Stray Cat Blues" by the Rolling Stones came on.

I felt dirty
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#30
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I almost always have sex to music. Can't think of any spectacularly bad choices offhand. Last night I got through a few Massive Attack albums.


you stopped to change the CD?
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Every time I masturbate it feels like I'm committing a small scale infanticide. Feels cool.
#31
the doors


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Once I had my ipod on shuffle in the background, and just as we were getting into it "Stray Cat Blues" by the Rolling Stones came on.

I felt dirty

Last edited by Babbs at Jan 5, 2009,
#32
Me and my ex were talking about how a certain song reminded us of one of our friends everytime we heard it, then it came on the radio while we were sexing it up


The friend was a guy, I was soo not happy when his I suddenly thought about him halfway through sex
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#33
ACDC - TNT would be the funniest.
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#34
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you stopped to change the CD?
No, you punk, it was just playing through on Winamp.
#36
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i think a better question is, "who in the pit has had sex?"
then "with music on?"
then "more than once?"


i for one feel left out


LOL ROFL
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#37
I'd rather like to do it to Tick Tick Boom - The Hives...

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