#1
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/foto/84c8f139_img4885ee6daf9c6.jpg

Not my letter ofcourse
But I thought this would desribe the Pit in a little short story,
Cumming on peoples faces, ****ting on the floor, and stealing beer.

Give it a read and tell your one night stand stories with the rest of the world!


If you had one.
This is my sig, isn't it

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[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']I never understood Christianity.

A religion that is essentially based on stories about an invisible man that made the universe and a magic zombie that could walk on water and got nailed to a cross.
#2
The Rolling Stones used to call that ancient when they were 14.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#4
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
The Rolling Stones used to call that ancient when they were 14.


Agreed
#6
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
The Rolling Stones used to call that ancient when they were 14.


As if I'm going to check the age of this thing :/
This is my sig, isn't it

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[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']I never understood Christianity.

A religion that is essentially based on stories about an invisible man that made the universe and a magic zombie that could walk on water and got nailed to a cross.
#7
OLLLLLLDDDDDDDD

also... there is another "letter" that goes with that one.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#8
Quote by nebiru
OLLLLLLDDDDDDDD

also... there is another "letter" that goes with that one.


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#9
Quote by Vauxite
Post?

I don't know where to find it. But its the guy responding to her letter.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#11
My friend (16 year old girl) found a guy who "missed" her on the Missed Connections section of Craig's List. They started email a bit (she wanted to figure out who he was, if she remembered him, etc.) and eventually he asked her on a date. Then he added a PS at the end and said "PS: I'm 24 and married, hope that won't be a problem. My wife and I aren't divorced but we're just best friends, it's not romantic. We have a dating agreement in regards to other people. I felt I should let you know before hand."

Needless to say she did NOT hit that.
DOWN&OUT
#12
I was the tall blonde with the nice rack, tight jeans and oh so tan body. You bought me drinks all nightmare long, yeah! Luck. Runs. Out. You crawl back in but your luck runs out-ah!
Rule number three: Never open the package

It's magic magic baby!

Yoink!
#13
Quote by homair
I was the tall blonde with the nice rack, tight jeans and oh so tan body. You bought me drinks all nightmare long, yeah! Luck. Runs. Out. You crawl back in but your luck runs out-ah!

O...kay?
There hath he lain for ages and will lie,
Battening on huge seaworms in his sleep;
Until the latter fire shall heat the deep;
Then once by man and angels to be seen,
In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.
#15
that is so fake.
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