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#1
I searchbar'd and I couldn't find a thread like this. What are so of the worst/weirdest lyrics you've ever heard?

Mine would have to be:
If you can understand the me
Then I can understand the you

I lol every time I hear it.
#2
Quote by coryklok
I searchbar'd and I couldn't find a thread like this. What are so of the worst/weirdest lyrics you've ever heard?

Mine would have to be:
If you can understand the me
Then I can understand the you

I lol every time I hear it.

+1

First one was better
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#3
I Cu..No thats creepy :O
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#4
there is something by the searchbar, i remember posting in it in sept. i think.
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#6
"you should have used the search bar" "you are a fag"
"oh YEAH you are aaaaaaaaa fag, and this has been done before"
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Nobody knows the words to Evenflow, they all just go "bramamamamamamamamaamamamabooowwllofcornflakes"
#7
Generals got it in their masses,
just like witches at black masses.

The rest of the song has awesome lyrics though.
#9
Exit Light, Enter Night
Take my hand
We're off to Never Never land
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#10
I'm Hot
You're Cold
You go around
Like you know
Who I am
But you don't
You've got me on my toes

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#11
MetallicA is my fav band but......

Bang your head against the stage
like you never did before
make it ring,make it bleed,
make it realy sore

its the worst lyrics...........
but its my fav song
i still chant it like a maniac
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#13
Must Kill - Cavalera Conpiracy

You must kill – another body killed
we must kill – another blood is spilled
you must kill – another soul is ill
we must kill – another life killed

we must kill – another deadly sin
you must kill – another orphan land
we must kill – another atrocity
you must kill – another misery
you must kill – and blood will follow
we must kill – there's no tomorrow
you must kill – death will follow
we must kill – there's no tomorrow

judgment - torment – execution

you must kill – this is not a drill
we must kill – this is for real
you must kill – another body ill
you must kill – another blood is spilled

judgment – torment – execution

um, dois, treis, quatro...

must kill…


Dude's a lyrical genius.
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#14
All Nightmare Long - Metallica

"The light that is not light is here"

i love the song and the band but...
WTF is that supposed to mean?!
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#15
Quote by Metallicaxp
Enter Light, Exit light
Take my hand
We're off to Never Never land


lol if you put in enter sandman lyrics, do it the right way

its supposed to be

Exit Light, Enter Night
Take My Hand
We're off to Never Never Land
#16
"I like dirt"

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#17
to be honest, most songs by the red hot chili peppers, emphasis on the "most" so don't explode fanboys
#18
So far away, we wait for the da-a-ay.
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry oooo-ooooo-on!


Those are the most terrible lyrics in the entire galaxy. No, I will not discuss it.


//Monty/TM out.
#19
Not only do I not know the answer

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE QUESTION IS!!1!11!
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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#20
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Enter Light, Exit light
Take my hand
We're off to Never Never land



Well yeah those lyrics don't make sense, but that's because it's "exit light, enter NIGHT."

and +1 to "I cum blood"
#21
Is She Ready To Know My Frustration?
What She Slippin' Inside, Slow Castration

Rain when I die by Alice in Chains....good song but "Slow Castration"?
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Nobody knows the words to Evenflow, they all just go "bramamamamamamamamaamamamabooowwllofcornflakes"
#22
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lol if you put in enter sandman lyrics, do it the right way

its supposed to be

Exit Light, Enter Night
Take My Hand
We're off to Never Never Land



Yeah, thanks. And that proves my point, I do not like that song.
#23
Are you sure you used the searchbar? Because I know we already had this thread a while back. Oh well, mine would have to be all the lyrics in Lonely Day. Absolutely horrid.

Such a lonely day
And it's mine
The most loneliest day of my life

Such a lonely day
Should be banned
It's a day that I can't stand
The most loneliest day of my life

Such a lonely day
Shouldn't exist
It's a day that I'll never miss

Such a lonely day
And it's mine
The most loneliest day of my life

And if you go,
I wanna go with you
And if you die,
I wanna die with you
Take your hand and walk away
The most loneliest day of my life

Such a lonely day
And it's mine
It's a day that I'm glad I survived
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#24
"now bodies be all up on my behind"

the spoken part of "the greatest man that ever lived" by weezer. a great song, but i just hate that line.
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#25
Des'ree - Life

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in the park
When there's no one else around
Oh I get the shivers
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news


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Des'ree - Life

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in the park
When there's no one else around
Oh I get the shivers
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news



WTF?
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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#27
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Not only do I not know the answer

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE QUESTION IS!!1!11!

haha
#28
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Generals got it in their masses,
just like witches at black masses.

The rest of the song has awesome lyrics though.


It's actually Generals gathered in their masses. That makes a lot more sense huh.
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#29
Quote by coryklok
I searchbar'd and I couldn't find a thread like this. What are so of the worst/weirdest lyrics you've ever heard?

Mine would have to be:
If you can understand the me
Then I can understand the you

I lol every time I hear it.


I don't think it's "THE me/you", it's just how James pronounces the word "understand", like "understand-uh".
#30
Few more.

"Yooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu, your sex is on fire!"
"Your pussy's glued to a building on fire!"
"I just heard the news today you were dying, Hot damn! We're already partying"
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#31
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Yeah, thanks. And that proves my point, I do not like that song.


Be honest it's only cause you went to never never land..
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#32
We in the club doin' the same ol' two step gorilla unit, because we don't go nowhere without toast.

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#34
Alright ... Partner. Keep on rollin' baby .. you know what time it is.

(Throw your hands up)

(Ladies and Gentlemen)

Chocolate Starfish
Gonna keep on rollin' baby

Who's in, now who's out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what you gonna do now
Breathe in, now breathe out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what you gonna do now
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (what?)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (c'mon)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (yeah)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'


Now I know ya'll be lovin' this shit right here
L.. I.. M.. P... Bizkit is right here
People in the house put them hands in the air
'Cause if you don't care, then we don't care (yeah)
1.. 2.. 3.. times 2 to the 6, Jonesin' for your fix 'cause the Limp Bizkit mix
So where the fuck you at?
Punk shut the fuck up
And back the fuck up
Before we fuck this track up


(Throw your hands up)

Who's in, now who's out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what you gonna do now
Breathe in, now breathe out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what you gonna do now
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (what?)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (c'mon)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (yeah)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

You... wanna mess with Limp Bizkit (yeah)
You can't mess with Limp Bizkit (why?)
Because we get it on (when)
Everyday and everynight (oh)
And this platinum thing right here (uh huh)
We're doing it all the time (huh)
So you better get some better beats
And, uh get some better rhymes (doh)
We got the game set so don't complain yet
Twenty-four seven, never beggin' for a raincheck
Old school soldiers passin' out the hot shit
That rocks **** and bounces the mosh pit

(Throw your hands up)

Who's in, now who's out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what you gonna do now
Breathe in, now breathe out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what you gonna do now
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (c'mon)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (what?)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (yeah)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

Hey Ladies
Hey Fellas
And the people that don't give a FUCK
All the lovers
All the haters
And all the people that call themselves playas
Hot momma's
Pimp daddy's
And the people rollin' up in Caddies
Hey rockers
Hip-Hoppers
And everybody all around the world ...

Who's in, now who's out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what you gonna do now
Breathe in, now breathe out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what you gonna do now
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (yeah)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (what?)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (c'mon)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

Who's in, now who's out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what you gonna do now
Breathe in, now breathe out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what you gonna do now
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (what?)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (c'mon)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (yeah)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
#36
Quote by Taygunov
to be honest, most songs by the red hot chili peppers, emphasis on the "most" so don't explode fanboys

Not gonna explode, but if you read Scar Tissue you would understand Anthony Kedis' lyrics a lot more. Sure, sometimes it can sound like nonsense, but in reality he's talking about some metaphoric thing from his life.
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But that's okay.

^Consolation Sig
#37
Make Them Suffer!!!!! <.<
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#38
Quote by Vince Noir
Des'ree - Life

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in the park
When there's no one else around
Oh I get the shivers
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news




+1
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#39
here i stand, all alone,tonight
and i wish i was strong enough to breathe
without you, in my life,
i wish i was anyone but me.

Madina Lake is a god awful band
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#40
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Be honest it's only cause you went to never never land..



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