#1
so yesterday i was getting some cereal, i poured the cereal in the bowl and i went to the fridge to get the milk. But one of those big Arizona iced tea jugs is in the way. So i move it with one hand. But like an idiot, i don't grab it by the handle, even knowing thats why its there. So i end up dropping the jug and it explodes on the floor.

So, not to make this thread pointless, discuss the biggest mess u ever made.

And no, that time you came blood everywhere does not count.
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#3
why is this thread entitled Roar?
but one time i threw up in my friends bed.
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#6
When i spilled a bottle of gatorade on the school lunch floor and it got on like 5 people at the table next to us.

Their socks were pink.
#8
i actually don't know why i made the title "Roar" it just seemed like a good idea at the time

and i thought another mess i made, basically the same thing as my first post except with a big jug for a water cooler
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#10
I was at my desk t school in grade 4 minedin my own buisness eatin some sou then my butthole friend was all like"Hey, Alex catch my ****!" and he threw a rolled up brownie at me and i was like "D00dz do not want ur ****zz." and i knocked over my soup avoiding it.
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#11
One time, I was walking through my sisters room with a bowl of cereal and I tripped on a cable and landed on her bed. The bowl had spilled.
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I was at my desk t school in grade 4 minedin my own buisness eatin some sou then my butthole friend was all like"Hey, Alex catch my ****!" and he threw a rolled up brownie at me and i was like "D00dz do not want ur ****zz." and i knocked over my soup avoiding it.



You type like a faggot.
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