#1
does the pit's schools have this too?

For those of you who don't know what hell week is i'll explain it to you. It starts the week you come back from winter break, and ends at the end of the week. The coach of whatever sport you play makes the team run, lunge, sprint, work out, do stadiums all for a rediculous ammount of time. My coach likes to time everything but the work out(not a problem for me but some kids can't do it), and if you don't do it in a certian ammount of time, you have to run more at the end. the only rest is for water and every once in a while someone will throw up and everyone laughs.

the aftermath is half of the students legs locking up every few steps, and a tough time getting up the stairs.
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#3
I don't know, I don't do sports.

I tried football, but ever since the movie "Remember The Titans" debuted, all of our coaches seem to think that they're Denzel Washington and will be able to get in our face and treat us like shit yet still maintain a team.
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#4
I don't know what you're talking about, because I'm not horribly out of shape.
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I don't know what you're talking about, because I'm not horribly out of shape.



was that supposed to be an insult?
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I don't know, I don't do sports.

I tried football, but ever since the movie "Remember The Titans" debuted, all of our coaches seem to think that they're Denzel Washington and will be able to get in our face and treat us like shit yet still maintain a team.

+1. Which is why I stay away from sports.
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was that supposed to be an insult?


Nah. I'm just saying if I had to do that, I wouldn't throw up...

Or maybe I would...

I don't play sports.
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#9
during the first week of track our coach made us sprinters and middle distance runners (200m-800m runners) run 4 and a half miles in about 45 minutes. Thats ****ing sucked. not to say that it's not expected of somebody running track, the ability to run long distances, but it was overkill.
#10
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I don't know what you're talking about, because I'm not horribly out of shape.


believe it or not there is a big difference between 'horribly out of shape' and being able to endlessly run.

Back when i was into soccer I use to throw up after every game, and I was in better shape then most you.
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#12
we have that for football every monday, and all week during the pre-preseason
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#13
yes, track today was killer as anything! im so sore. and the feeling of having to take a **** while running isnt pleasant either...
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during the first week of track our coach made us sprinters and middle distance runners (200m-800m runners) run 4 and a half miles in about 45 minutes. Thats ****ing sucked. not to say that it's not expected of somebody running track, the ability to run long distances, but it was overkill.

last year for us it was a mile and a half in less than 9 minutes. Basically a full sprint.

i've never ran 4 and a half, 5k's the furthest i've run and i only did it once (when i was a freshmen), because i had to. it was a good time for never running it before though, 21 minutes 32 seconds, beats several of my friends times who run cross country now.
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yes, track today was killer as anything! im so sore. and the feeling of having to take a **** while running isnt pleasant either...

i hate that
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#17
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I don't know what you're talking about, because I'm not horribly out of shape.

You're kind of a dick. Shut up.
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You're kind of a dick. Shut up.



Or maybe I didn't know what he was talking about.
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#20
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Or maybe I didn't know what he was talking about.

He explained it very well. Read the post before you react.
#21
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And that's why all my old jock friends from highschool are now basically crippled before the age of 30--coaches that run some BS program thinking pushing children as hard as possible in sports is somehow good for their bodies.

it's hard, but it really gets you in shape for the season

idk though, my dad played in college and he's still fine (40)
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#22
Ah Hell Week.

We have it for football every summer break.
Usually the last two weeks of break.

But our coach also has the whole month of August for summer camp.
Sucks because it's the last month of summer break...
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#23
We just have multi-cultural week when we get back from winter break. It basically just means that all the restaurants set up booths in the cafeteria and we have some semi-famous minority person come give an assembly on Friday.
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#24
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He explained it very well. Read the post before you react.


Then let me rephrase my original answer.

"No"
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#25
no, i play rugby. rugby people and coaches are not douchebags. We practice right
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#26
We have three for water polo. One during the last two weeks before our first season game, one after Christmas break, and one after spring break.

As for hockey, we only have one that is during the last week of summer before school starts.
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#27
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during the first week of track our coach made us sprinters and middle distance runners (200m-800m runners) run 4 and a half miles in about 45 minutes. Thats ****ing sucked. not to say that it's not expected of somebody running track, the ability to run long distances, but it was overkill.


definitely not unexpected. 10 min mile pace is slow as balls. I go on runs from 7 to 14 miles and my coach gets pissed if we go slower than 7min miles.

our hell workouts are:
1) 5:00 mile
3, 5:50 miles
then another 5min mile

2) 4x400s in under 60 sec
4x200s in 28 and under
^^^we call it the puker

Swimming it was 2 a days where one of the workouts would be 100 100s, thats 6 miles of swimming, whew, glad i'm out of that
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#31
we have this, but its normally during the summer :/
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#32
I know this is weird, but I love doing that stuff. That feeling where my legs are jelly is awesome. I used to have a coach that did that. The first training of the season got the name "puke train" because people would throw up without fail. His record was 9.
#33
I don't do any sports in school. I just exercise on my own time. It seems to me that sports (at least at my school) are more of a social thing than anything else. A large portion of the people at my school aren't interested in the game so much as hanging out.
#35
Thanks a lot *sshole, you just gave me horrible Hell Week flashbacks...
For us, it's only for football and it happens in the summer.
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#36
It's kind of warranted isn't it?
It's not like the team was thinking, hey I should be running right now instead of sitting on my ass on Winter Break.
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#37
Dodge ball if your practicing at 5 minute miles whats your one mile time? College or high school. If your practicing that fast your probably a state qualifier for cross country or track.

I woudl have been but during xc i tore two ligaments in my ankle and then finished the race. no more running for me.

But i like hell weeks. Or used to. Now im a fat college kid.