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#1
Ok

This is getting to the stage where I actually need the help of the pit of UG

LOL

Anyway... I wanna sleep over at my girlfriend's house tomorrow because her mom is away and you know... lol

But the problem is its kinda suspicious.

=/

What will I tell my parents?


LOL


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#3
Tell them you're sleeping over and that her parents are there.
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#5
Show them this thread.
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#6
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Tell them you're staying at a friend's house LOL. It may work LOL.
Thought it was pretty obvious myself.
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#9
Relationship thread way. -< that is


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#10
You...could...maybe say that you're staying at your girlfriend's house? How old are you?
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#12
Tell them exactly what you plan to do at your gf's house, it will be so awkward they wont want to talk to you for days so you can just saunter out the door.

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#13
tell them to bring a large amount of money to x spot before x time or they'll never see their son again . . . possibly best not to do this in person if you're going for maximum plausibility.
#15
this is UG. that means that the kid asking this question more than likely is a 14 year old metalhead.
#16
you say you are staying at a friends house. easy enough.
back when i lived with my parents, me and my best friend would lie to our parents and say we where staying at each others house for the night, she would come pick me up and we'd stay out and party, and sleep in her truck lol.

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#17
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=/

LOL thats too obvious.

LOL

would you LOLd on for a sec?

*punches chest*

HAAAAAAAACCKKKKKKK!!

sorry, LOLball.


Yes, it is most definitly too obvious LOL. I guess my parent's would be stupid enough to believe that though...


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#18
Quote by loubot123
Tell them exactly what you plan to do at your gf's house, it will be so awkward they wont want to talk to you for days so you can just saunter out the door.

LOLERSK8ZZZ !!!1!!"



Doesn't work that way. Parents have had sex - lots - they aren't that embarrassed by it. I'm pretty sure TS would be tho lol

If you're so young you have to make excuses to your parents you are too young for sex anyway.
#19
Tell them that your going to nail her, and they WILL be proud!
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#20
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=/

LOL thats too obvious.

LOL

would you LOLd on for a sec?

*punches chest*

HAAAAAAAACCKKKKKKK!!

sorry, LOLball.

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#22
Tell them that you're a grown man and you need to get that pussy

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#23
If youre making excuses about sleeping over at a gfs house then your probs not ready to have sex. Just tell them youre going, if they say anything bad just tell them shes having a sleep over with loads of people or whatever and that boys have to sleep in another room. My parents make me and my gf sleep in other rooms but its never stopped anything
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#26
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You...could...maybe say that you're staying at your girlfriend's house? How old are you?



This is quite the most sensible. How old are you TS?
#27
Say that you're going out of town with a friend, and you won't be back till morning. Or just don't tell them, and get in trouble. I think it'd be worth it.
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#28
tell them you will be with your friends, they won't mind that, will they?
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#30
Tell your father theres a really hot girl you want to secks. He will understand...I hope.
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#31
seriously

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#32
"Hey mom, is it alright if I spend the night at *insert best friend's name here* house?"
And go to your girlfriend's house instead.

LOL it's that easy!
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#33
LOL! TE SUCKS

ehm tell them you sleep at a friend
tell them you sleep at hers and her parents are there
tell them to go to the relationshipthread if they have any former questions

LOL
LOL
#34
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yep. tell your dad, not your mom.

he will understand, and he will cover for you.
#35
go out, dont call home and make up some bull**** story in the morning
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#36
just one word: LOL
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#37
"LOL hey mom like LOL I'm going over to my LOL girlfriends house so we can make sandwiches. LOL. Can i go? LOL."

Now that i think of it...could it be possible that the TS has tourettes?
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#38
"Mum, if you don't let me go round my girlfriend's to get some action, I'm going to drain my snake in YOUR vajayjay."
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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#40
LOL LOL LOL your LOLs and LOL LOL them you are LOL LOL.

worked for me.


okay, but srsly, tell them that you are going to the house a friend whom they hardly know
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