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#1
about to go on a first date with this girl. can't think of anything like what to do and I'm supposed to pick her up in about 20 minutes. any suggestions besides food/movie?
#3
Skip the food and movie and go for sex.
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#5
Puttsecks???

LOL
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#7
worst source of advice, ever.
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#8
you could take her to the relationship thread?

EDIT:

OR

bowling

no-one seems to do that anymore!
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#11
Wal-Mart. It worked for me.
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#13
Indulge in self-nouroushing whipped cream while saying "Ive seen this before..."
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#14
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worst source of advice, ever.


Yes.

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you could take her to the relationship thread's FAQ?


Yes.
#15
You've only got 20 minutes and haven't thought off what your doing for your date with her!?

ARE YOU STUPID!?????????

Guy's seriously *shakes head*
#17
you guys are giving me no help at all and it's crunch time, yet I can't help but laugh at these posts.
#18
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you guys are giving me no help at all and it's crunch time, yet I can't help but laugh at these posts.


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#19
if your not ugly you could skip right to 2nd base... i skip to 3rd but since your asking you prolly couldn't get away with that

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#20
well.... take her to a cheap-free pub concert thing

if thats not her thing then rape.....or bowling
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#22
In the car I just can't wait.
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#23
Ok then.Billiards.Food.Hang out.Restaurant.Party.Kids.Primary.Michael Jackson.Rape.

Oops gone off track
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I have one night stand next to my bed, I keep a glass of water on it!

BADOOM TCHH!


... I also float a little boat made of fail in it.



Make LOVE
*******NOT
*******WAR
#24
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bowling

no-one seems to do that anymore!



I do!
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#25
um tie her to a wall in your basement and feed her nothing but sauerkraut until she's 26 and a half years old.
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#26
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In the car I just can't wait.


To take you out for our very firs-

****! My pop-punk phase is coming back to me!
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#27
Say: "So ... what do you wanna do?" then ask her to sign a contract which states that if she does not think of an answer in 5 minutes she must legally do you in the car ... bulletproof.
#28
In the car I just can't wait,
To pick you up on our very first date,
Is it cool if I hold your hand,
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance
Do you like my stupid hair,
would you guess that I didn't know what to wear,
I'm just scared of what you'll think
You make me nervous so I really can't eat.........


Sorry I couldn't help it! Im actually listening to it now so yeah

Edit: Damn beaten to it AGAIN!
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#29
Go "Hey, I thought we might go to the <Park, Zoo, ect.>, then after perhaps get something to eat?
That way it sounds like you know what you're doing andd you're giving her a choice.
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#31
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um tie her to a wall in your basement and feed her nothing but sauerkraut until she's 26 and a half years old.


dude....

Albuquerque owns
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#32
1. Get a dark colored van with tinted windows.
2. pick her up
3. rape
4. _________
5. dispose of body.
6. fap
#33
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1. Get a dark colored van with tinted windows.
2. pick her up
3. rape
4. _________
5. dispose of body.
6. fap



you forgot profit

jeez....
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#34
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1. Get a dark colored van with tinted windows.
2. pick her up
3. rape
4. _________
5. dispose of body.
6. fap


Im calling the PO :P
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I have one night stand next to my bed, I keep a glass of water on it!

BADOOM TCHH!


... I also float a little boat made of fail in it.



Make LOVE
*******NOT
*******WAR
#35
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you forgot profit

jeez....


No, i'm sure he was attempting originality rather than desperately clinging on to a terrible meme. I suppose he did say "fap" and "rape" though so maybe not.
#36
Here borrow my Van!

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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#37
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dude....

Albuquerque owns



What?

you know who he's talking about right?



ALSO
good to see some fellow bowlers in tonight!
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#38
Quote by DIRTYJAMES
1. Get a dark colored van with tinted windows.
2. pick her up
3. rape
4. _________
5. dispose of body.
6. fap



You forgot the obligatory necrophilia step. Sheesh.
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#39
I went to the cinema with my current girlfriend, then had a quiet pint and a chat in apub.
Sounds boring, but it lets you get to know people, and it's not pretentious.

Second and third date you should make more interesting. Play it safe on the first though.

Good luck mate.

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