#1
quick question to the pit.

Lately a new genre of metal called Pirate metal with bands like Alestorm and Swashbuckle have been gaining in popularity.

I was just wondering, since there is pirate metal now, is there any ninja metal?

Its just something to think about.

If ninja metal does not exist, what would it be like if it were real.

OK GO!!!
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#2
interesting

and yet....no-one cares
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#3
It would be better than pirate metal for sure...
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#4
Songs would be under 10 seconds long?
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#5
Bands would probably wear ninja costumes and assassinate you.
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#6
Alestorm (Battleheart) is amazing. I knew about them waaayyyy before they were slighty popular.
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#7
It would be invisible. Or at least it would be to me, because I wouldn't listen to it.
#9
silent.

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#10
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Songs would be under 10 seconds long?


maybe shorter
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#13
It would go like this

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...
...
...
and suddenly a D power chord sounds and ninjas appear faster that you can say candlejack and kidn
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#14
I'm sure the National Ninja Association will have something to do with it. Mikoto Nagano will probably be pretty awesome with a guitar since he did win Ninja Warrior.
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#15
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Songs would be under 10 seconds long?

LOL, but they would have to be 10 seconds of silence
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#16
Maybe it would be olden japanese style music but with double bass, and distorted guitars

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#17
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It would go like this

...
...
...
...
and suddenly a D power chord sounds and ninjas appear faster that you can say candlejack and kidn


probably this
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\m/
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#18
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Alestorm (Battleheart) is amazing. I knew about them waaayyyy before they were slighty popular.


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On another note, yeah, Alestorm are pretty awesome.
#19
It would start out with a koto playing softly, with a shamisen coming in a few bars later. Those would play for a while, then suddenly drums would kick in, doing blast beats, with a downtuned guitar playing power chords. Then there would be a verse, chorus, then an epic shamisen solo. Then some other stuff.

Actually that sounds kind of cool. I'ma gonna go try and make some ninja metal on garageband.
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#20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYKNm4qMJTc

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#21
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It would start out with a koto playing softly, with a shamisen coming in a few bars later. Those would play for a while, then suddenly drums would kick in, doing blast beats, with a downtuned guitar playing power chords. Then there would be a verse, chorus, then an epic shamisen solo. Then some other stuff.

Actually that sounds kind of cool. I'ma gonna go try and make some ninja metal on garageband.


I would actually like to see someone pull this off
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RIP Ronnie James Dio

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#22
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I'm sure the National Ninja Association will have something to do with it. Mikoto Nagano will probably be pretty awesome with a guitar since he did win Ninja Warrior.


Nagano is my hero, so I'll agree with you on that.
#23
Hmm, well, I suppose Dragonforce doesn't count.

Otherwise, I doubt that there'll ever be a genre for that, then again...who knows.
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#24
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It would go like this

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...
...
...
and suddenly a D power chord sounds and ninjas appear faster that you can say candlejack and kidn


don't start with the candlejack bull yo
#25
*begins picturing Herman Li with a ninja costume*...

Hmmmm...
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*begins picturing Herman Li with a ninja costume*...

Hmmmm...


OH GOD NO!!!
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#27
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My thoughts exactly.

"HERRO! THIS IS HERMAN RI! TODAY I SHOW YOU AWESOME NINJA SKRILLS OKAY?"
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#32
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It would just be silence. Everyone knows ninjas don't make noise.


and if they do, its probably the last sound you will ever hear
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#33
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*begins picturing Herman Li with a ninja costume*...

Hmmmm...

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#34
Ok, someone needs to kick Herman Li out of this thread
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\m/
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