#1
so my brother calls me into his room all excited to show me something on the computer. it was a parody of through the fire and the flames. my third response after the facepalm and laughing my ass off was to share it with the pit. well, here you go:

Through the Garbage and the Rain

On a cold winter morning in a time before the light
In a dark alley where trash is game my future isn’t bright
When the darkness has fallen down and times are tough alright
The sound of power metal drones around the world because of ZP Theart

Singing bad playing guitar so sad and trying to find some trash
Its all because my music couldn’t earn me any cash
Why did I try to imitate DragonForce back then?
It all haunts here and now ‘cuz I’m using a dumpster as a bed

Back then I was free!!!! So free before I started the perfect storm
I listened to that real bad band who was called DragonForce
I tried to be!!!!!! Just like that Herman Li
But now I’m cold and in the rain please pity me

So far away we wait for a pay
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a hungry stomach and a real bad song
Through the garbage and the rain we carry on

As the sunshine is dawning and the clouds go leave the sky
I think to myself oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why
Why did I listen to that rubbish band that I thought was a gem
And now here I am in a dumpster its all ‘cuz I tried to be like them

If you have money please oh please give me some this time
Because in the end I must start over right!!!!!

And on the wings of a dream, so far beyond reality
All alone in a dark alley now my dream is gone
Lost within Sam Totman’s mind, something that’s real hard to find
I realize I set a goal that can’t go on

So far away we wait for a pay….

Now here I am I’m cold and in the rain
I’m in a dark alley where trash is game
I’ll break the neck of the singer who’s first name is Sam
And I’ll do it for the benefit of each and every man

So far away we wait for a pay
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a hungry stomach and a real bad song
Through the garbage and the rain we carry on….

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#3
^That.
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#7
It's not really funny. More pathetic. Seriously, whoever wrote that could've actually accomplished something in the time it took them to write that crap. If you don't like a band, don't listen to them. What good is stuff like this going to do, besides starting flame wars on internet message boards?
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#10
This thread is now about bears.

Aren't bears ****ing awesome?
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#12
Bet you feel like a dumbass TS. <---That one is for you and your brother.
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#15
lol im now showing this thread to my brother so he sees how annoying he can be. i realized i just wasted the pits time as much as he did mine but ur it is the pit afterall.

...anyway bears are the evil reincarnation of satan on earth

edit: damn, late again. my brother wrote it himself and thats why it makes me facepalm. i found it funny in how bad it was. felt i should clarify that. yea im mean to my little brother

so squirrels eh, they're cute but i think they're hiding something.
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#17
That reminds me of something I made up one day a few years back. It's a parody of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow." I'll see if I can remember it.

Somewhere inside the garbage
Way down low
There's a land that I heard of
A long long time ago

Somewhere inside the garbage
Cockroaches crawl
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Are very small

Someday I'll wish upon the trash
And wake up where the heads go smash
Behind me
Where trash is dumped in giant piles
And landfills stretch for miles and miles
That's where you'll find me


That's as far as I got. I know. Pretty lame.

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kill all humans
#18
Since we're on the topic of parody songs. Here's the greatest one ever. EVER.

Imperial Rhapsody

(sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsoody, by Queen)

Lando: This is the good life
This is a fantasy
Working on Bespin
An escape from Reality.
Leia: Open your eyes
Stand up to their guys and see.
Luke: I'm just a farmboy, I need some sympathy
Cus who's my dad, I dunno
Little whine, little moan.
Han: Anywhere the Force goes, doesn't really matter, to me

Piett: Vader just killed a man.
Raised an arm up in the air
Now his life is no longer there.
Vader, we had just begun,
And now I've gone and lost the reb-el scum.
Vader, oooooooo.
Did mean too make you mad
If I'm not alive again this time tomorrow,
There'll be a new admiral, as if nothing ever happened.

Yoda: Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time.
Luke: Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
Gootta leave you all behind and learn the Force.
Piett: Vader, ooooooooooo,
I don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

Luke: I see a little silhouetto of a man
Palpatine, Palpatine, can it be the Emperor?
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very hurting me!
R2-D2, R2-D2,
R2-D2, R2-D2,
R2-D2, Where'd ya go? C-3PO O O O O O OH!

I'm just a farmboy, nobody loves me.
Rebels: He's just a farmboy, with a dead family.
Spare him this life of such mundacity!
Han: Spice'll come, spice'll go. Jabba let me go.
Jabba: Boo shuda! (NO, we will not let you go)
Han: Let me go!
Jabba: Bo shuda! (We will not let you go)
Han: Let me go!
Jabba: Bo shuda! (We will not let you go)
Han: LET ME GO!
Jabba: WILL NOT LET YOU GOO!
Han: LET ME GO! Jabba: WILL NOT LET YOU GO!

Han: LET ME GO!
Jabba: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

C-3PO: Oh R2-D2, R2-D2, R2-D2, Come along.
Leia: C-3PO has a rebel put aside for meeee, for meeee. for MEEEEEEEEEE!

(Stormtroopers start headbanging)

Luke: So you say you're the dear old dad of mine?
But you cut my hand off and left me to die!
Oh Vader, can't do this to me, Vader.
I know there's some good, I know there's still some good in you.

Obiwan: May the Force be with you.
Use the Force to see.
May the Force be with you,
May the Force be with you, alwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays.

Han: Anywhere the Force goes, doesn't really mat-ter, to meeeeeeeeeee.
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#25
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This thread is now about bears.

Aren't bears ****ing awesome?

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#26
Thread is apparently now about changing the thread topic.
My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

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#27
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Leppards are better



You know that's not actually how you spell leopard, right?
kill all humans
#29
I bet you wrote that, but you know it's shit so decided to say your brother wrote it.

Crafty.
A dwarf might hear you. What then?

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#30
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You know that's not actually how you spell leopard, right?



I know.....


But I like Def Leppard so it seems like a good idea.
#31
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This thread is now about bears.

Aren't bears ****ing awesome?

Stephen Colbert would not be amused..
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#32
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Since we're on the topic of parody songs. Here's the greatest one ever. EVER.

Imperial Rhapsody

(sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsoody, by Queen)

Lando: This is the good life
This is a fantasy
Working on Bespin
An escape from Reality.
Leia: Open your eyes
Stand up to their guys and see.
Luke: I'm just a farmboy, I need some sympathy
Cus who's my dad, I dunno
Little whine, little moan.
Han: Anywhere the Force goes, doesn't really matter, to me

Piett: Vader just killed a man.
Raised an arm up in the air
Now his life is no longer there.
Vader, we had just begun,
And now I've gone and lost the reb-el scum.
Vader, oooooooo.
Did mean too make you mad
If I'm not alive again this time tomorrow,
There'll be a new admiral, as if nothing ever happened.

Yoda: Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time.
Luke: Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
Gootta leave you all behind and learn the Force.
Piett: Vader, ooooooooooo,
I don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

Luke: I see a little silhouetto of a man
Palpatine, Palpatine, can it be the Emperor?
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very hurting me!
R2-D2, R2-D2,
R2-D2, R2-D2,
R2-D2, Where'd ya go? C-3PO O O O O O OH!

I'm just a farmboy, nobody loves me.
Rebels: He's just a farmboy, with a dead family.
Spare him this life of such mundacity!
Han: Spice'll come, spice'll go. Jabba let me go.
Jabba: Boo shuda! (NO, we will not let you go)
Han: Let me go!
Jabba: Bo shuda! (We will not let you go)
Han: Let me go!
Jabba: Bo shuda! (We will not let you go)
Han: LET ME GO!
Jabba: WILL NOT LET YOU GOO!
Han: LET ME GO! Jabba: WILL NOT LET YOU GO!

Han: LET ME GO!
Jabba: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

C-3PO: Oh R2-D2, R2-D2, R2-D2, Come along.
Leia: C-3PO has a rebel put aside for meeee, for meeee. for MEEEEEEEEEE!

(Stormtroopers start headbanging)

Luke: So you say you're the dear old dad of mine?
But you cut my hand off and left me to die!
Oh Vader, can't do this to me, Vader.
I know there's some good, I know there's still some good in you.

Obiwan: May the Force be with you.
Use the Force to see.
May the Force be with you,
May the Force be with you, alwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays.

Han: Anywhere the Force goes, doesn't really mat-ter, to meeeeeeeeeee.

+1
#34
This topic is now about Shamwow

He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.

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#36
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