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#2
Brad Pit.

Mobs of mentally unstable fans and middle aged women.
25 children.
No life outside of work and family.

God that life has gotta be good.
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#4
Dita von Teese..she's just perfection..
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#5
kurt cobain
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#6
Katy Perry, so I can cover my own tits in honey and stuff them into my mouth and the mouths of other lesbians.

Yeaaaaahhhh... That'd be great.


Wait, do we get to trade bodies too?
Last edited by Rockford_rocks at Jan 5, 2009,
#8
Quote by x_thurston_x
Brad Pit.

Mobs of mentally unstable fans and middle aged women.
25 children.
No life outside of work and family.

God that life has gotta be good.



Brad Pit is only 1.75 lol... he's really short, even though his films always try to look tall
#10
Mcjagger. Yeah man it would be nice to have those sweet dance moves.


Or

Hayley Williams just so i could stare at myself all day.
Sail upon the open skies
Last edited by angusfan16 at Jan 5, 2009,
#11
Jessica Alba (so I could get off in front of a mirror) or whatever lucky **** gets to pork her
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#12
Quote by angusfan16
Mcjagger. Yeah man it would be nice to have those sweet dance moves.


Or

Hayley Williams just so i could stare at myself all day.


#13
Quote by CoreysMonster
Brad Pit is only 1.75 lol... he's really short, even though his films always try to look tall



Wow are you a ****ing hollywood buff?

Suck me, please.


OFF TOPIC: I WANT TO BANG HAYLEY PLEASE!
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#14
Quote by angusfan16
Mcjagger. Yeah man it would be nice to have those sweet dance moves..


Who the hell is Mcjagger?





Oh my god, do you mean Mick Jagger?


haha
#15
Quote by angusfan16
Mcjagger. Yeah man it would be nice to have those sweet dance moves.


Or

Hayley Williams just so i could stare at myself all day.

MICK Jagger?
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#16
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Who the hell is Mcjagger?





Oh my god, do you mean Mick Jagger?


haha



Dude. McJagger, the new burger from McDonald's.
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#17
Quote by CoreysMonster
Brad Pit is only 1.75 lol... he's really short, even though his films always try to look tall

Lots of movie stars are short, actually. Tom Cruise is only 5'6" (1.68 m) and Dustin Hoffman is like 5'4" (1.63)
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#18
Hef...
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Wait...
#19
Quote by Rockford_rocks
Who the hell is Mcjagger?





Oh my god, do you mean Mick Jagger?


haha



Look just cause i say his name differently....


I'm such a freakin' loser
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#20
Mark Wahlberg, terrible actor, but he always seems so bad ass

I am the King of Carrot Flowers

#21
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Dude. McJagger, the new burger from McDonald's.


Yeah, they have a sponsorship deal with the Stones.

#22
EVH. to shred like that for a day is all i can ask for.
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#23
Quote by Rockford_rocks
Yeah, they have a sponsorship deal with the Stones.




LOL

I know, the sad thing is I eat it a lot..and I can't get NO satisfaction
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#24
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Dude. McJagger, the new burger from McDonald's.



I'm going to sell this idea to McDonalds. Then we'll see who's laughing when I'm Rich.
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Last edited by angusfan16 at Jan 5, 2009,
#25
Quote by alaskan_ninja
Lots of movie stars are short, actually. Tom Cruise is only 5'6" (1.68 m) and Dustin Hoffman is like 5'4" (1.63)


yup I know, that makes me feel alot better about myself

but Brad ****ing Pit being shorter than me?? I'm freaking awesome!

also, Mcjagger is the new UG meme
#26
I wish someone was shorter than me *sigh*


Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#27
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kurt cobain

You'd trade your perfectly good life for that of someone who's dead?


I'd trade my life for that of Fredrik Thordendal's. Just so I can make epic Viking faces in a mirror for amusement.
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#28
Quote by travislausch
You'd trade your perfectly good life for that of someone who's dead?


I'd trade my life for that of Fredrik Thordendal's. Just so I can make epic Viking faces in a mirror for amusement.




I have a hilarious picture of all meshuggah members somewhere on my computer, but I'm too lazy (drunk) to upload it.
#29
Jessica Alba who for one reason or another seems to be worshiped by all.
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#30
*raises flame shields*

robert pateson (or w/e the **** his name is) from that twilight movie

so i could have hordes of pre-pubescent teenage girls chase after me
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#34
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Dae Mustaine. From his updates on his website and all that, he sounds like he has the best life ever.



yup, being an alchoholic pussy ex-metallica member is nothing but awesome.

and no matter if he stopped drinking, once alcholic, always alcoholic.
#35
Quote by CoreysMonster


I have a hilarious picture of all meshuggah members somewhere on my computer, but I'm too lazy (drunk) to upload it.

All pictures of Meshuggah are equally hilarious.

Can't wait to see them live on Feb 17th.
Q: Favourite Pink Floyd song?
A: The one where they get wicked high and play Emin and A for an hour.
#36
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Jessica Alba who for one reason or another seems to be worshiped by all.

I'm sorry but her ass defines 'peachy'
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#37
I'll try this again. I would trade places with MICK Jagger for his dance moves.
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#38
Quote by CoreysMonster
yup, being an alchoholic pussy ex-metallica member is nothing but awesome.

and no matter if he stopped drinking, once alcholic, always alcoholic.

Wow, somebody is bitter.

He seems like a genuinly nice person these days. 90's don't get me wrong, he was the biggest prick ever.
#39
Quote by travislausch
All pictures of Meshuggah are equally hilarious.

Can't wait to see them live on Feb 17th.


I saw them in October, believe me, it will be AWESOME.

Their setlist will probably consist of

Perpetual Black Sound
Bleed
Rational Gaze
The Mouth Licking What You Bled
Stengah
Suffer in Truth
Electric Red
Pravus
Straws Pulled at Random
Future Breed Machine (most awesome)
#40
Quote by CoreysMonster
Their setlist will probably consist of

Perpetual Black Sound
Bleed
Rational Gaze
The Mouth Licking What You Bled
Stengah
Suffer in Truth
Electric Red
Pravus
Straws Pulled at Random
Future Breed Machine (most awesome)

YESSSS. It's like all of my favourite Meshuggah songs in one list. Well okay, it IS missing "Gods Of Rapture" and "Vanished", but still... "Stengah", "Straws Pulled At Random" and "Future Breed Machine" make that setlist for me.
Q: Favourite Pink Floyd song?
A: The one where they get wicked high and play Emin and A for an hour.
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