#1
My dad bought this model rocket, right? awesome right?

I was putting it together with superglue, and must've gotten some on my thumb, i reached down to itch my nuts and couldn't get my thumb away.


Help please.
#2
Okay, we need pics.
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#6
This is from a movie. NO! A show. Thats almost directly off of Two and a Half Men. I smell a liar.
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#7
I smell troll or hilarious glue on your nuts, its hard to tell.

Either way
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