#1
Single pit-dwellers, female companions aren't always what they're cracked up to be!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7812875.stm


If you can't be arsed to open the link, an Aussie woman set fire to her Husbands penor because he had an affair. It went wrong, burned the house down and killed her husband...
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The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#2
Thats what the bastard gets.
Frankly, I'd do the same thing if I found my girl cheating on me.
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#5
Quote by x_thurston_x
Thats what the bastard gets.
Frankly, I'd do the same thing if I found my girl cheating on me.



Set fire to her penis?
Quote by n to the k
^ you are wise


Quote by Maus24
There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#9
Quote by Supertait
If you can't be arsed to open the link, an Aussie woman set fire to her Husbands penor because he had an affair. It went wrong, burned the house down and killed her husband...


O_O

Luck fife.
#10
She's trying to pass off burning a penis as a small thing.
"I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else, I didn't mean this to happen,"
#11
Quote by InvaderTSN
I hope the penal system sorts this all out.

She'll just have to lay back and take her punishment like a woman.
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#12
it burnt down the entire house?!

how big was his penis???

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I have no opinion on this matter.
#17
Quote by Iriathz
wow.

What did she think would happen? Seriously.

She obviously should have thought long and hard about the consequences.
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#18
I guess dildos are as flammable as the real thing.


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#21
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I hope the penal system sorts this all out.

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#24
Quote by Supertait
Set fire to her penis?


Damn straight.
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#25
Quote by Zugunruhe
it burnt down the entire house?!

how big was his penis???



hahahaha
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#29
Quote by Hellvitica
this makes me soooo proud to be aussie...

Yeah....


If all aussies are like this you better warn your dad.
#30
typical indian.
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thats one of the funniest posts ive seen in a while... to sig or not to sig

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Awesome.

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Probably from india. Most bad things come from there.
#31
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Yeah....


If all aussies are like this you better warn your dad.



you...have sex with his dad?

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#32
Quote by NoLaurelTree000
you...have sex with his dad?






It's his mum, haha
Quote by n to the k
^ you are wise


Quote by Maus24
There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#33
Quote by x_thurston_x
Thats what the bastard gets.
Frankly, I'd do the same thing if I found my girl cheating on me.



Your girl has a penis????!!!??!?
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