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#1
So it's 12 AM and my 15 year old step-sister and her 3 hot friends are having a slumber party in her room across the halls. I know it's wrong but my step-sister is able to turn me on so much and I could just fap to her all day. A while ago they came into my room and asked if I wanted to play. Being 21 years old I had to resist but now I am EXTREMELY HORNY and don't know what to do.

I can hear them in the other room talking about their bodies and am extremely turned on but if I went over it would be morally wrong.

tl; dr - I wanna bang my sister and her friends

Help pl0x
#5
Well, there comes a time in every man's life when he must choose the righteous path, or he must burn in the flames of 15 year old pussy.

It's your choice to make, and i trust you to make the right choice man.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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#9
The noise is kinda dying down... I need to decide quick here before they sleep

omgomg
#11
ummm, id go it, or atleast her three friends....
why not?
as long as mummy and daddy dont find out
do it for rock n roll!
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#12
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Pics?

Ah ha! This man says what we all were thinking.

Everytime, which makes him reliable, like the smiley's in the corner. They're always there man!
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


Quote by necrosis1193
Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#14
You know it's wrong but you still incest upon banging your sister, man you know she might look in your posting history on your profile, I'd be paranoid as **** right now if I were you
#15
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You know you're not going to bang them. Admit it, you never will.


f u mang im just nervous ... ill do it if i'm motivated enough
#16
DON'T LET ME DOWN MAN!

Wait, why the hell am i typing in caps? Just go in and act like you want some jelly beans.

Let it go from there.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
Quote by Code-E
God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


Quote by magnum1117
that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


Quote by necrosis1193
Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#17
If you hook up with one of her friends, you wont feel as bad and most likely they will talk bout it with ur step sis..and she'll feel left out and want a piece too.

Go walk into her room with ur boxers and sox on with your guitar strapped over yah, just say nicely "could you keep it down sweethearts im trying to jam" and your in, or at least you will be in a year
#18
just do it, get pics, and post em here.

age laws never stopped anyone in any rock band from ****ing an underage girl backstage, did it? (except tripp eisen, but he went out of his way to do that ****)
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#20
Quote by Samiz
f u mang im just nervous ... ill do it if i'm motivated enough


What more could possibly motivate you? You're not fooling anybody.
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#21
Quote by epptron
If you hook up with one of her friends, you wont feel as bad and most likely they will talk bout it with ur step sis..and she'll feel left out and want a piece too.

Go walk into her room with ur boxers and sox on with your guitar strapped over yah, just say nicely "could you keep it down sweethearts im trying to jam" and your in, or at least you will be in a year


THIS MAN KNOWS HIS STUFF!
Epiphone SG G-400 faded
Fender Strat
Fender Frontman amp
**Dream Guitar**
Fender telecaster '58 heavy relic in blonde

"its in the key of D minor, i find songs in this key makes people want to weep."
"its called Lick My Love Pump"
#22
Ur 21! They're 15! One's ur step sister! you need many years of therapy you mutant. Seriously, even considering it and asking the pit makes you the most disgusting individual I've heard in a long time.
#24
Quote by ATL_420
Ur 21! They're 15! One's ur step sister! you need many years of therapy you mutant. Seriously, even considering it and asking the pit makes you the most disgusting individual I've heard in a long time.

Don't discourage this gentle, yet firm, god among pit monkies.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


Quote by magnum1117
that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


Quote by necrosis1193
Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#26
as i said id go it, but im 17
step sisters arent even fully related ZOMG
Epiphone SG G-400 faded
Fender Strat
Fender Frontman amp
**Dream Guitar**
Fender telecaster '58 heavy relic in blonde

"its in the key of D minor, i find songs in this key makes people want to weep."
"its called Lick My Love Pump"
#27
Quote by ATL_420
Ur 21! They're 15! One's ur step sister! you need many years of therapy you mutant. Seriously, even considering it and asking the pit makes you the most disgusting individual I've heard in a long time.


they came to you first man, girls are way more freaky than us guys.

Young horny girls = maniacs in the sack
#29
Quote by ATL_420
step sister or not, she's ur ****ing family!


poor choice of words.
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So I just woke up sitting in my desk chair, with my bong on the desk in a bunch of little pieces and my hand super glued to my penis. Speculations as to what the hell just happened and how to unglue my hand from my member would be appreciated.
#30
This guys a freakin loser. Not only does he want to get it on with his 15 year old step sister he just assumes that if he goes in that room they will be all over him. Get therapy asshole.
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#31
kinda seems like a troll but seriously you're 21 whats wrong with you.
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#33
you were prolly better off not bringin this up here. Your prolly crying and fapping off thinking "wuts wrong with me?" j/k

Just wait till breakfast tmrw, you wont be able to look them in the eye haha
#34
Troll troll is troll.

Pics plz\

EDIT: kthnx, now your sister's friends
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
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#35


I just pulled this pic of my sister from her myspace ... omg i know its illegal but omg
#36
Ok, i'm going to state the threadbreaker!


If this man screws these innocent, nubile, moist girls, he'll get assrammed in prison for years to come. Now, all we have to do is sit idly by while he fufill's his destiny. Be it that he gets the hottest, freakiest sex ever, shortly followed by being renamed, "Sally." Or he can go fap off and regret it for the rest of his natural life.

Edit, DO IT!
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
Quote by Code-E
God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


Quote by magnum1117
that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


Quote by necrosis1193
Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#38
OMG WTH DUDE..My Eyes!!!

I dont wanna see that..no Im gonna be up all nite..good lord!
#39
Quote by Samiz


I just pulled this pic of my sister from her myspace ... omg i know its illegal but omg

How do we know that you just didnt rip this out of any myspace?

So you must post pics of her friends!

*pulls out pen0r preparing for fappage*
#40
Quote by p o e
Ok, i'm going to state the threadbreaker!


If this man screws these innocent, nubile, moist girls, he'll get assrammed in prison for years to come. Now, all we have to do is sit idly by while he fufill's his destiny. Be it that he gets the hottest, freakiest sex ever, shortly followed by being renamed, "Sally." Or he can go fap off and regret it for the rest of his natural life.

Edit, DO IT!


Of course he's going to go with the latter.
D:
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