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#2
Goku - No reason.
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#4
Quote by AriseOnceMore
So tell us who and why.

I'd be SuperMan for the Xray vision, all the tits i would see

X-ray penetrates skin and muscle tissue, y'know that? You'd probably see a lot of rib cages.
#6
Myself.
"Ultimate"-Guitar is the worst website on the internet. Polluted with unintelligent mongoloids.
#7
Seinfeld..rich as ****, hot chicks line up for the guy, can tell jewish jokes (without remorse)
#9
Quote by sashki
X-ray penetrates skin and muscle tissue, y'know that? You'd probably see a lot of rib cages.

meh he can do anything.
#10
John Petrucci
He can kill just anyone he wants
Quote by frankv
Tokio Hotel is probably the worst thing Germany has produced since WW2.


#14
Xiaxue.
I already have the Singapore accent. ._.
“I want every girl in the world to pick up a guitar and start screaming”

I will prove you wrong.
#18
Oolong - no reason
Quote by humperdunk

So I just woke up sitting in my desk chair, with my bong on the desk in a bunch of little pieces and my hand super glued to my penis. Speculations as to what the hell just happened and how to unglue my hand from my member would be appreciated.
#19
A vegtable, so that i can become friends with them and learn to eat them without wanting to puke.
Fender Special Edition Custom Telecaster FMT HH in Crimson Red
Reverend Sensei HB FM in Tobacco Burst
Fender Vintage C Neck, HH, Surf Green Nitrocellulose (Handmade)

Egnater Rebel-30 MKI Head
Egnater Tourmaster Series 412B 280W 4x12 Cabinet
#20
I wonder if I was a woman, that I'll be checking myself out...
#23
Barack Obama.

LEGALIZE IT!
Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#24
inb4ChuckNorris
Quote by entity0009
I once death-metal growled at my mother. Her response was



GENERAL of the ESP Army! I want YOU to Join NOW!
#25
Your mother. So I could do myself xD
Originally Posted by Demon Wolf
one dream of mine is to play baroque and roll.

i dont quite know what it is, but i assume it involves plenty of harpsichord solos and medieval chanting.


#26
Actually I'd like to be David Spade. Awesome hair, crazy funny voice.
What more could you want.
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#27
Toki Wartooth, because he likes to laugh, ha-ha-ha .
Quote by RiotSquad
mom take me to the doctor i cant stop cumming in wrestling
Quote by Cameronrobson
bobby, I've got poutine in my urethra


CLICK HERE FOR FREE SEX!
#30
Quote by CoreysMonster
did you no that "Popo" is a children's word for "ass" in German?


It's true...
#31
Me. If you knew me you'd all want to be me too.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#32
Quote by Jackal58
Me. If you knew me you'd all want to be me too.

I dont want to be that old
Quote by frankv
Tokio Hotel is probably the worst thing Germany has produced since WW2.


#33
defiantly Dimebag,but not dead

RIP bud
Just call me Julius, J, etc.
Taking an Internet break for a while, will come on when I can.
#34
Assuming I'd retain my personality, someone like Kate Beckinsale.

I'd spend half the day in front of a mirror naked.
#35
Quote by nowa90
defiantly Dimebag,but not dead

RIP bud



no, Dimebag Darrell would not want you to be him. He'd hate you.
#36
Jayna's tampon...
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
Quote by Necrophagist777
I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
╭∩╮( º.º )╭∩╮
#37
Quote by marko'd
Broli..no reason

(POWER IS MAXIMUM!!)

i was totally gonna say that.

or i'd be Jordan Rudess. I'd carry a keytar with me anywhere i went
R.I.P. Les Paul, 1915-2009

A man chooses, a slave obeys.
#39
The scouter, it says the power levels are over 9000!
Quote by guitar-godfrey
when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

Quote by angusfan16

Quote by Scowmoo
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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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