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#4
Quote by CoreysMonster
I drink too much.

and you?

If that's bothering you, you're obviously not drinking enough.
Quote by Tire Me.
Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

Quote by Bubbles516
wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#10
i concur
MY DESIGN/PHOTOGRAPHY TUMBLR
Quote by SEALSniper1152

If you take a jar, and whisper what you want to hate into it, then close the jar, coat it in crunchy peanut butter, and shove it up your ass. I'm pretty sure you could hate everything after that.
#12
I cry a lot and let people walk all over me. In short, Im a baby. ]:
“I want every girl in the world to pick up a guitar and start screaming”

I will prove you wrong.
#15
I drink too much.
Im a man slut.
I create awkward moments the next day.
#16
As senior marketing director of VP operations......I agree.
98% of teens have been around or have had alcohol. Put this in your sig if you like bagels.
Quote by blackflag49
Joe Biden's wife is a total cougar.


Quote by imdeth
metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!

XBL Gamer Tag:

Arch Enemy65
#17
i cant hear much over how awesome i am

its a problem
It has come to my recent attention that our good friend CoreysMonster is not permanently detained in the Fotb.

i would like to make an apology to the following people:


that is all.

I use Linux
#18
Quote by Venice King
I'm a tumor...


fixed

Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
Quote by Necrophagist777
I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
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#19
-I spend too much time on UG when I should be studying or playing guitar.
-I've been playing for 6 years. Most people I know who have been playing for 2 or 3 are miles better than I am.
-I'm a 17 year old who's never been kissed. You don't see that very much these days.
-I'm not interested in a sexual relationship. That's enough to qualify me as "gay" by high school standards.
-I'm skinny, pale, have serious acne issues, can't be ****ed to shave, and I have the worst fashion sense you can imagine.
-I'm immature, and worry about insignificant things.
-I'm paranoid, pessmisstic, and perhaps over-protective
Last edited by sashki at Jan 6, 2009,
#22
I'm lazy without meaning to be
I'm easily distracted
I drink too much
I'm addicted to prescription painkillers

Haha, think I might go and buy some rope
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
#24
Quote by sashki
-I spend too much time on UG when I should be studying or playing guitar.
-I've been playing for 6 years. Most people I know who have been playing for 2 or 3 are miles better than I am.
-I'm a 17 year old who's never been kissed. You don't see that very much these days.
-I'm not interested in a sexual relationship. That's enough to qualify me as "gay" by high school standards.
-I'm skinny, pale, have serious acne issues, can't be ****ed to shave, and I have the worst fashion sense you can imagine.
-I'm immature, and worry about insignificant things.
-I'm paranoid, pessmisstic, and perhaps over-protective


... that resembled me too much. Except the guitar thing.
#27
There's a possibility that I'm actually too awesome.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

Quote by CrucialGutchman
Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#29
If I told you, I would have to kill you.


seriously.
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




E-Married to Guitar0Player

http://the llama forum because its gone forever which sucks and I hate it.
#30
I don't. My girlfriend takes care of that.
Megadeth > Metallica
Gibson > Fender
Randy Rhoads > Everybody

Quote by gamenerd323
451f you sig is the truest thing in the world

My sig > Yours
#31
Quote by sashki
-I'm a 17 year old who's never been kissed. You don't see that very much these days.
-I'm not interested in a sexual relationship. That's enough to qualify me as "gay" by high school standards.
-I'm skinny, pale, have serious acne issues, can't be ****ed to shave, and I have the worst fashion sense you can imagine.
-I'm immature, and worry about insignificant things.
-I'm paranoid, pessmisstic, and perhaps over-protective


That's pretty much me. Replace the first line with "20 in June", but I plan on growing a beard.

I'm always nervous and too many things make me jump.
#32
I don't like myself.
Quote by crazy8rgood

Oh, look at those naughty waffles and their banana's...

*fapfapfapfapfap*

(if this is against the rules, I'll take it down.)
#33
Quote by RPGoof
I overthink things.

Same.

Edit:

And this:

Quote by sashki
-I spend too much time on UG when I should be studying or playing guitar.
-I'm a 16 year old who's never been kissed. You don't see that very much these days.
-I'm not interested in a sexual relationship. That's enough to qualify me as "weird" by high school standards.
-I'm skinny, pale, have moderate acne issues, don't have any facial hair, and I have the worst fashion sense you can imagine.
-I'm immature, and worry about insignificant things.
-I'm paranoid, pessimistic, and perhaps over-protective

We're pretty much in the same bout
Here's my Youtube channel.
I play guitar and video games on it.
You're more than welcome to check it out.

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Last edited by Born_to_shred : Next week or so
Last edited by Born_to_shred at Jan 6, 2009,
#34
-because i'm unemployed
-because i'm stupidly holding myself back from saying things and doing things
-the only reason i'm single is because i'm too stuipdly scared of the way things might turn out,and the stupid possibilities,that i hold back (that's not just some lame arrgogant 'i could have a gf if i wanted one' thing,i've had chances)
-because everytime i get really angry i break out in tears,which is probably good because i end up wanting to kill
-because i overthink everything,coming up with possible scenarios for anything and everything usually

so yeah
http://groups.ultimat e-guitar.com/aa08s/



"That's what i spend most of my time doing,breathing a lot.I like air"-John Frusciante
Last edited by nickyjohnson at Jan 6, 2009,
#35
Quote by sashki
-I spend too much time on UG when I should be studying or playing guitar.
-I've been playing for 6 years. Most people I know who have been playing for 2 or 3 are miles better than I am.
-I'm a 17 year old who's never been kissed. You don't see that very much these days.
-I'm not interested in a sexual relationship. That's enough to qualify me as "gay" by high school standards.
-I'm skinny, pale, have serious acne issues, can't be ****ed to shave, and I have the worst fashion sense you can imagine.
-I'm immature, and worry about insignificant things.
-I'm paranoid, pessmisstic, and perhaps over-protective

Hello, me. Funny I didn't see you around earlier.

No really, that was me up until like a year ago when I finally got a girlfriend. It really helped my self esteem issues.
Megadeth > Metallica
Gibson > Fender
Randy Rhoads > Everybody

Quote by gamenerd323
451f you sig is the truest thing in the world

My sig > Yours
#36
I overthink everything
I care way too much about little things that don't matter to other people
I lie a lot when I say I'm fine when I'm not
I try too hard to make everyone around me happy instead of focusing on my needs
I take things too far
I don't let things go
I'm paranoid to no end especially if I'm in a relationship
I lie awake for hours wondering why friends don't say good night when I say it to them
I lie awake for hours wondering why my girlfriends don't say I love you back when I say it to them
I can't stand the fact that I'm just not as good as I want to be at everything
I can't sing
I can't dance
I can't make someone feel the way I do about me as I feel about them
I can't take care of myself
I try my best to do everything for anyone and I don't do anything ever for myself
I can't accept the fact that maybe people don't like me
I can't accept the fact that even though I care about so many people, most people don't care about me
I have a hard time doing anything productive
I have done so many things in the past that I regret and I know people still judge me for it
I can't stand the relationship I have with my parents because I'm just not good enough for them
I've went against my personal morals for love
I've lied, cheated and stole for love
I've screwed people up... literally, I've sent people to a mental institution because of things I've said
I don't ever think before I speak
I try to take things back that I mean just so people will think I didn't mean what I said and make up with me
I am always whipped by someone
and
I hate myself so much that I've proved it on several occasions, one of which led me to the hospital.
Last edited by wizards? at Jan 6, 2009,
#37
For me: I can never follow through on things, I have a very low limit to the amount of work I can do, i'm probably going to miss an A-level exam this week because i'm sick, i'm overweight and have constantly put off doing anything about it until yesterday but on the "first day of the rest of my life" I bailed out for a stomach ache and missed college. I'm struggling to get a band together, I struggle musically, have no love interests whatsoever, i'm overly timid, have stupid hair and get shouted at by strangers because of it. That's all really.

Quote by daytripper75
i hardly get any exercise. but i'm planning on changing that.


Did you read the Australian guys thread?
#38
I got a D in advanced Chemistry.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

Quote by CodySG
You know you're in the drug thread when you see pictures of squash and "tuna nigga!" when you click the page.
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