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#1
i know this will get a million i cum blood responses but i'm dead serious.

after wrestling practice i went to the bathroom like i always do and when i pissed, blood came out. it scared the sh!t outta me so i told the coach right away. he called the trainer and my mom and now i have to go to the hospital to get tests done. i'm really freaked out. has this happened to anyone else before and if so what happened?
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#5
You came blood? Well done.

It happens if you get punched in the kidneys. It should go away.
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#6
Its Leukemia.

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#8
Bad news is that it could be testicular torsion or any other nasty ball related injuries, the best thing you can do is wait for the results to come through and hope for the best.

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#10
Um...ew

Maybe you should get that checked out by a doctor, you know..someone who cares...
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#13
Wait...so where are you now?

Also, keep us posted, hope you don't die

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#16
nasty.. could be kidney related, other than that i have no idea :/
#18
I punched my buddy in the kindney and he pissed blood for about a week. Good times.
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#19
there was one other guy who came blood, and told everyone, and theyre still making fun of him.

damn. hope you'll be good.
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#20
Masturbate and see what happens. Even though technically the two are not connected beyond the fact that they exit the body the same way.
#21
they gonna choppy choppy your pee pee
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#25
They'll have to amputate your junk.


Seriously though, if you get a blow to the Kidneys that can happen. It could also just be a kidney infection which isn't serious, just a pain in the arse, or it could be a kidney stone which is a major pain and may require surgery but nothing major.
The doctor will know, it's most likely the first one.
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#26
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Um...ew

Maybe you should get that checked out by a doctor, you know..someone who cares...

maybe you should read the first post again
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#27
Aw man I feel sick just thinking about that. I'm sure it's not so bad though, the responses about bruised kidneys and such sound about right. Good luck
#28
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maybe you should read the first post again

No, I got it. I just don't see why he had to share it with us..
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#30
Responding "I cum blood" to a serious question = irritating
Responding "I cum blood" to every single thread you enter without even reading = f*cking annoying
Actually cumming blood = PRICELESS.
#31
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It happens if you get punched [or hit very hard in any way] in the kidneys. It should go away.

this. brackets = my addition to it.
#32
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maybe you should read the first post again


Maybe...YOU should read the...first post...

nevermind.

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#33
after wrestling? you probably just got hit in the kidneys.

seriously that happens, due to the kidneys being the part where piss is removed from yer blood, so if you recieve a kidney puch, voila blood piss!!!
#35
Get hit in the kidneys? That'd do it.
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#36
I call Kidney Stone. If I'm right, everyone in the pit owes me a cookie.

Honestly though, it's very common to urinate blood if you have a kidney stone.
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#37
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I call Kidney Stone. If I'm right, everyone in the pit owes me a cookie.

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Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#38
He pee'd blood...There is no cumming in that. Also, I think half the people nailed it with the kidney stone or your kidney got hurt...but it's better safe than sorry.
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