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#1
I was just wondering what people thought on this and decided i would make a thread about it. So, who do you think is the heaviest band out there?
#2
Trivium

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BrainDrill has gotta be the most ****ing insane
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trivium is a fail
brain drill doesnt sound 2 good... but its the heaviest

This post seriously failed harder than mine. Seriously, it's probably either Infester, Profanatica, Incantation, or Mortician, for me.

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#10
Mayhem. Then again, I'm more of a thrash guy, so what the hell do I know *tiptoes out of thread*.
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Mayhem. Then again, I'm more of a Thrash guy, so What the hell do I know *tiptoes out of thread*.

Nah, early Mayhem are easily way heavier than most of the garbage that will be mentioned here.


EDIT: FUKK!!! What is with all the fucking Brain Drill fellation? What the fuck happened to everyone hating them?
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If Black metal had a set of Quintuplet babies with Death metal, and the babies drowned in radioactive waste, and then came back from the dead and survived on eating steel bars and terrorizing bikers, and then they found instruments.

That would be the heaviest band around.
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#15
In all seriousness, I'd say doom would win. Ahab, Esoteric, some stoner like Electric Wizard...

Or Dark Angel.
If only because of Gene Hoglan.
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Ahab, no doubt about it.

Shit, forgot about them and Brown Jenkins.
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If Black metal had a set of Quintuplet babies with Death metal, and the babies drowned in radioactive waste, and then came back from the dead and survived on eating steel bars and terrorizing bikers, and then they found instruments.

That would be the heaviest band around.

Exactly, and that's Infester.
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#22
old cannibal corpse(before corpsegrinder) is prolly the heaviest i heard, but i dont know much death/black metal or anything like that :S
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#28
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The Jonas brothers are pretty heavy.

Seriously, it's not funny or clever.


Anyway, back on topic, a lot of that stoner metal stuff like Electric Wizard is really fucking heavy. Not my thing personally, but it's heavy as all hell.
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The Jonas brothers are pretty heavy.

rofl rofl rofl teh funneh. Go away.
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#30
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You aren't funny.

Mainly directed at him, but this applies to pretty much this whole thread.

Nortt is some heavy shit as well.
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Mainly directed at him, but this applies to pretty much this whole thread.

Nortt is some heavy shit as well.

Except for me, I'm hilariously wit-tastic!

EDIT: What's with all the Mortician hate? Atleast Slay's still with me on this one.
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#33
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The heaviest band I've ever heard that sounded good is Meshuggah.

This is actually a great point. There definitely is such a thing as too heavy.
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I don't like super heavy stuff but the heaviest band I listen to is Lamb of God. Anything heavier than that is just screaming.
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I don't like super heavy stuff but the heaviest band I listen to is Lamb of God. Anything heavier than that is just screaming.


But...
But Lamb of God...
Randy Blythe does...
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No, the heaviest band you've ever heard that sound good are Mortician

Thank you.

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#40
I know they aren't the heavisest band ever, but Slayer is the heaviest I listen to.Really the only death metal band I like if you consider them that, but I think they sound very thrash.
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