#1
Share moments when you failed so hard it was an epic win for failees


this girl liked me and i liked her...we were leaning into to kiss eachother and she said i love you dylan (my name) and me not wanting to ruin the moment said i love you too brittany....i called her by her sisters name on accident (wasnt paying attention)


so now her and her sister dont talk to me


i failed



its not my most failed moment ever..its just something i thought of where fail was
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#2
if i shared it that in itself would be a fail


..alright then...played a wedding and the first dance myself and the keys man played in different keys
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#3
This thread.


Also, I decided that it was a good idea to jump from one pine tree to another while 20 feet off the ground back in high school.

It was win for my doctor, I guess.
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Aren't there like 745643543645935 of the same threads?
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#5
Inb4 I read this thread.


Well, personally, it would probably have to be when I asked someone out, only to get ignored, thrown around, and overall, embarrassed to the point where I almost didn't even accept what had happened.

Andredit: ^You fucker.
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Inb4 I read this thread.


Well, personally, it would probably have to be when I asked someone out, only to get ignored, thrown around, and overall, embarrassed to the point where I almost didn't even accept what had happened.

Andredit: ^You fucker.



ouch...
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Most fail? I think that life advice thread was a pretty big fail...

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yeah...i was gonna mention that too...
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#11
that was a pretty awesome fail TS

For me it was deffinitly playing Blind Tag

here are the rules
1)close your eyes
2)spin around in a circle for 30 seconds
3)Try and catch people playing game with no help at all, with eyes closed

I ended up yelling "FVCK IT!!" and ran as fast as I could, and because Im not a cheater like everyone else, I ran face first into a fence, popping a blood vessel in my forehead between my eyes making me look like the idiot I was
#12
The day i got diabetes.

Yeah, i said it, DIA-BEET-US.
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#13
When I was ten I thought it would be hilarious to run around the kitchen with a 12 inch long butchers knife. After only two minutes of romping I stabbed myself on my upper leg.

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that was a pretty awesome fail TS

For me it was deffinitly playing Blind Tag

here are the rules
1)close your eyes
2)spin around in a circle for 30 seconds
3)Try and catch people playing game with no help at all, with eyes closed

I ended up yelling "FVCK IT!!" and ran as fast as I could, and because Im not a cheater like everyone else, I ran face first into a fence, popping a blood vessel in my forehead between my eyes making me look like the idiot I was



damn thats one ****ing badass fail dude!
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my god hes made another thread call the army
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dude you obviously dont know who i am...haha
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dude you obviously dont know who i am...haha

you're right but 20% of your threads get closed
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#19
I always used to stare at this girl in my history class. This went on for months and I thought she never noticed me. I even think I asked her out once (to which she of course replied no). Then one day I overheard her talking to her friend about how much of a creeper and pervert I was. I laugh now but at the time I felt pretty fail. She's forgotten about it by now.
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#20
I tried to do a flip onto a velcro wall wearing a full-body rainbow velcro suit. Of course I didn't complete the flip and I broke my nose. In my defense it seemed like a good idea at the time and my friends have some hilarious pictures of it...and I have a story to tell my grandchildren.
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you're right but 20% of your threads get closed



how do you know the percentage?


70% of the pit is my posts on most days

and 80% of the threads i start...on some days

some get closed because people dont like me...or my thread
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#23
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my friend was playing chicken and he got hit by a car and broke his leg. and my other friend named his guitar monica and the headstock fell off.

Pronounce "Monica" slowly.

Your friend's either a racist or a "straight up G."
#24
one time i wanted to do a back flip off of a diving board...i didnt get in the water


i was up side down in the are and bam...hit the diving board, i broke 2 ribs and have a pretty nasty scar to show...the worst part is it was in front of these two girls i liked...yeah..
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one time i wanted to do a back flip off of a diving board...i didnt get in the water


i was up side down in the are and bam...hit the diving board, i broke 2 ribs and have a pretty nasty scar to show...the worst part is it was in front of these two girls i liked...yeah..

you make up stuff as you go
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#26
Oh I also hooked my female friend up with a homosexual accidentally....
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