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#4
Go buy cigs?
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Hmm, you might just be my favorite Oct. 06er.


Quote by acdc51502112
agreed


#5
Smoke, legally!
Quote by Beakwithteeth
What a coincidence one time I ****ed your cousin in the eye.
#7
go buy porn
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I once told a Metallica fan I liked Megadeth, and he stabbed me 42 times.



harryberg1's phone number :401-787-3317
#10
Go have sex with other 18-year-olds.
Quote by markr17
go eat a hermanpherdite.
#15
Quote by elimination1021
go buy porn


Why would anyone do that?
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I will prove you wrong.
#16
I dont smoke, I can't drink legally until I'm 21...and my friends suck...and why would I BUY porn? XD.

EDIT: I'm listening to Alice Cooper XD.
Last edited by Eric 666 at Jan 7, 2009,
#17
happy birthday

got you this



and this

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Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

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The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
Yeaaaaaah, Huuuuuhuuuu, Saaaaaaah and MASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR are all Hetfield memes.
#18
Grow up.


Happy birthday though.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#19
well on my 18th birthday i bought some liquor at 10 in the morning, had brunch, drank some cheap champagne and talked (regrettably because i was already gone to university) to my girlfriend who broke up with me a month later
I shot JR

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#21
go buy porn, beers, and smokes
go home

then

wotch porn, smoke a cig through through your nose, and skull a beer
all at the same time
Quote by mental_zer0

The fear of the clock became too obvious. got expelled.

Quote by jmilli2
Spread rumours that she is a jew. Then all you need to do is sit back and wait for the secret police to make her 'disappear'.


lol?
#24
Quote by TheMidasTouch
You have just opened a void to the netherworld, go explore it

I concur.

Also, I agree with your sig. Squirrels are indeed far superior to rabbits.
I sued Delta Airlines, 'cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it SUCKED.
#25
Quote by Eric 666
I dont smoke, I can't drink legally until I'm 21...and my friends suck...and why would I BUY porn? XD.

EDIT: I'm listening to Alice Cooper XD.


So, fist fight with a bear is still on the table?

It better be Dragontown foo'!

Imedit: Ah, it's probably "I'm Eighteen" -_-
#26
You fapped twice in 18 minutes?
Neon Neon Neon Neon Neon Black


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#27
playboy mags
Quote by Sonicxlover
I once told a Metallica fan I liked Megadeth, and he stabbed me 42 times.



harryberg1's phone number :401-787-3317
#31
Quote by COBHC728
You fapped twice in 18 minutes?


No I fapped this morning and like....an hour ago I dont feel like fapping right now XD.
#32
Quote by COBHC728
You fapped twice in 18 minutes?


Haha! I'm glad somebody was thinking the same thing as me.

So basically, you didnt bang a girl, because she was shocked how small it was.
Lolz @ j00 and your tiny p3n1s.



I *heart* Metal ----Violent J----
#33
Quote by violent.j.11
Haha! I'm glad somebody was thinking the same thing as me.

About TS masturbating?
Quote by markr17
go eat a hermanpherdite.
#34
*starts chant*

FIST FIGHT A BEAR
FIST FIGHT A BEAR
Quote by mental_zer0

The fear of the clock became too obvious. got expelled.

Quote by jmilli2
Spread rumours that she is a jew. Then all you need to do is sit back and wait for the secret police to make her 'disappear'.


lol?
#38
^this although you meant cavalry

Quote by imdeth
Using your new manly powers go fist fight a bear.

ALSO THIS
Please excuse my godawful username. I was thirteen.
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