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So this random short guy from my old school (who I hardly ever talked to) started randomly talking to me on MSN. This guy did all the classic troll moves. The funny part? I wasn't the guy he was thing of (he was thinking of a guy called Tom). I'm not actually overweight at all.
I'm Steven in this conversation. I made me red so it was easier to see.

kurtdownie says: (3:02:37 PM)
hey fatty
Steven O'M says: (3:12:10 PM)
who's this

kurtdownie says: (3:12:21 PM)
yo mumma tubbby
Steven O'M says: (3:12:53 PM)
wow, that was SO original

kurtdownie says: (3:14:26 PM)
(nah)
kurtdownie says: (3:14:27 PM)
dinnertime
Steven O'M says: (3:15:25 PM)
riiiiighhhhtt

kurtdownie says: (3:15:59 PM)
yes
kurtdownie says: (3:16:03 PM)
yes indeed
kurtdownie says: (3:16:07 PM)


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kurtdownie says: (3:16:14 PM)
pove shi t get good msn
kurtdownie: (3:16:20 PM)
i wanted to draw a big slug cock to u
Steven O'M says: (3:16:53 PM)
How old are you? 6? 7?

kurtdownie says: (3:17:09 PM)
15
kurtdownie says: (3:17:23 PM)
how fat r u
kurtdownie says: (3:17:27 PM)
180 kilos?
Steven O'M says: (3:17:44 PM)
how short are u
Steven O'M says: (3:17:47 PM)
50 cm?

kurtdownie: (3:17:59 PM)
id rather be short than fat

{Ozzyismetal EDIT: Let the spam begin!}

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Steven O'M says: (3:19:26 PM)
You seriously have nothing better to do than this?

kurtdownie says: (3:19:53 PM)
if u ever see me comin up again i will never spend a day without in my head
kurtdownie says: (3:20:11 PM)
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C======================8
Steven O'M says: (3:21:55 PM)
This is actually hilarious. You seriously think that you're offending/ annoying me.

kurtdownie says: (3:22:04 PM)
just fucvk u fatty
kurtdownie says: (3:22:11 PM)
your slow
kurtdownie says: (3:22:16 PM)
get a wheelchair
kurtdownie says: (3:22:25 PM)
or a buble u can roll around in
kurtdownie says: (3:22:30 PM)
watever works for u
Steven O'M says: (3:24:38 PM)
This is really funny. You actually think I give a shit . Please tell me more, i'm quite bored at the moment.

kurtdownie says: (3:24:53 PM)
ok tubsy wubsy
kurtdownie says: (3:25:01 PM)
wat did u have for breakie this morning
Steven O'M says: (3:25:21 PM)
Nothing actually.

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kurtdownie says: (3:25:39 PM)
i bet lunch was feast then
Steven O'M says: (3:26:02 PM)
Nope not really. Just half a sandwich.

kurtdownie says: (3:26:10 PM)
ohhhhhh u fatty
kurtdownie says: (3:26:22 PM)
wat was on the sandwich, bacon?
Steven O'M says: (3:26:50 PM)
Salad.

kurtdownie says: (3:26:59 PM)
deiting i see
Steven O'M says: (3:27:29 PM)
nope, i've actually eaten like this for quite a while now

Steven O'M says: (3:30:43 PM)
Well I'd love to stay and chat, but I have a life and have made some plans with my family. It's been hilarious talking to you whoever you are. Goodbye.




The mother of all obvious trolls right?
If anyone wants his email address to add him or troll him or whatever just say so below and I will post it.

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#2
I just wasted a minute of my life reading this.

I demand sex.
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#4


I don't know to applaud or WTF you...

I guess I'll have to find a way to do both.
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