#3
Yeah man one day I was driving a load of drugs and guns across the country, in fact I was speeding cause the drug and gun convention was that day. I thought it would be a good idea to rub one off on video to sell there, but unfortunately I got pulled over and that was the end to my fun.

And some journalist made a really bad pun about it.
#4
lets see, rush hour traffic, semi truck, swerving, near miss, nope i have no good stories. i did do a hit and run though. don't tell anyone okay pit?
#5
not me

but my mate recently told me he regularly drives down the coast looking at all the girls jogging in the morning, and has one out. He says "its ok coz i clean the steering wheel after"

never driving his car
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#6
not driving, but I pulled into a layby near a lake, to go fishing, and there was this bloke sitting in his car, just grinning like a loon, I go my rods out the car, look back and see th is womans head get up out of his lap, and she wiped her mouth lmao
#9
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#10
Hmm... The learner driver manual doesn't have any sections on masturbating while driving...
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#11
i was stopped at a red light and a car full of people pulled up next to me. They were all sleeping including the driver, when the lights turned green he started driving again with his eyes open lol
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#12
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i was stopped at a red light and a car full of people pulled up next to me. They were all sleeping including the driver, when the lights turned green he started driving again with his eyes open lol


are you sure they weren't just Asian? cause I sometimes think they're all sleeping.
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#13
LOL they were asian but they all had their heads way back on the head rest and mouths open as if deep asleep.
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#16
Me, three mates and mate's 20 year old cousin were on a roadtrip. I had drunk quite a bit, so for some reason I decided to stand up and flip my c0ck out of the sunroof. They shut it on me. Pain ensued.

And, I've gotten head once, but not while driving. It was from a dude though.
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#17
wtf mon ^
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are you sure they weren't just Asian? cause I sometimes think they're all sleeping.


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#19
When I was on a bus a guy drove past naked in his car he looked about 70 so everything looked shriveled
#20
Long story short, Notice ALL speed-bumps when Getting head while driving.
#21
Caught red handed..
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#23
alright pit, which one of you was it?
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#24
same thing happened in manchester a couple of months ago.
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same thing happened in manchester a couple of months ago.

Yeah, except a couple of people got killed, right?
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Yeah, except a couple of people got killed, right?

oh yeah. i didn't read the article in the original post properly, i just assumed it resulted in some sort of accident.
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