#5
well talking from your point of view, i dont think you would like jizz or piss in your mouth so i would say, in your mouth.
#6
Piss - In your girlfriend
Jizz - In your girlfriend (assuming thats not the plan)
Originally Posted by Chromeproguitar
they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

Quote by CliffIsAngry
I guess she's pretty hot if you're into that "having a good music video, but not better than Beyonce's" kind of thing...
#8
in a river that has those things that follow the piss and go up your pee pee hole, i'd imagine
from daylight...
...into darkness
#9
f*ed up thread, but in the faculty lounge @ ur school?
i always come to UG for a tab, but get sucked into the pit

[SoWrongItsMatt]Have you tried, "Sex on fire?"



[[x]Huffy[x]]Either way I'm gonna be too stoned to care.

what he said.^

i love qotsa

mymusic
enjoy it.
#11
Quote by imdeth
In a room full of cannibalistic penis-loving Corpses.


*Fixed*
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#12
Quote by alkalineweeman
Piss - In your girlfriend
Jizz - In your girlfriend (assuming thats not the plan)


Yeah, I hate it when I Piss instead of Jizz! Happens more than you'd think
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#15
Quote by divid3d
in a river that has those things that follow the piss and go up your pee pee hole, i'd imagine

Candiru?
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#16
Quote by divid3d
in a river that has those things that follow the piss and go up your pee pee hole, i'd imagine


Your Pintu.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
╭∩╮( º.º )╭∩╮
#17
I thought I did this before....

Oh well, who cares.

Worst place to have to piss would be a funeral
Worst place to jizz would be your own eye.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#19
Quote by divid3d
in a river that has those things that follow the piss and go up your pee pee hole, i'd imagine


Then they lay eggs in there and you're pregnant with parasites.
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mom take me to the doctor i cant stop cumming in wrestling
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bobby, I've got poutine in my urethra


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#20
Boredem?

I think you should be paying more attention in school.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#21
Quote by metacarpi
Boredem?

I think you should be paying more attention in school.


You should listen to this man who has had a great education.

Education
Derby

*snigger*
#22
Quote by imdeth
You should listen to this man who has had a great education.

Education
Derby

*snigger*


Better than Mansfield!

Although a great many of my years of education were in Selston.

Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#23
Worst place to Jizz? too near a Window!
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#24
In your own mouth...
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#26
Wait, you're at school? So, as a prank, then?


I would say, in a textbook of some sort. Imagine that day's Biology lesson, eh?
Also, in front of the principal... Although you'd have great conversation with your buddies for years to cum