#2
It looks like a salt/pepper shaker....
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


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#6
Quote by Bamitchell
It looks like a salt/pepper shaker....

putting a salt shaker in your ass is a terrible idea.

trust me, for i am learned of these matters.
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#7
Quote by Zugunruhe
putting a salt shaker in your ass is a terrible idea.

trust me, for i am learned of these matters.



Yeah I know.

and also, I just bought one.
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...Or fall to our deaths from above
#9
'The only problem I see with this (other than inserting it into my anus)is if you shart and it sprays out like the lego fun factory spaghetti maker…'



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#10
why silence a fart - farting is epic and funny no matter how old you are

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#11
Nugiboy, I swear, if I get the chance to kill you, I will gladly take it...
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#12
Doesn't taking it out of a bag/pocket/whatever and shoving it up your anus right before you fart make it more obvious to other people?
#13
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#14
The advert that was at the top amused me



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#15
So half way through an interview, when you feel a fart coming, it's apparently better to drop your leggings, insert one of these and fill the room with the scent of whichever purfume you desire? Still seems like a work in progress to me.


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#17
Because it's much more socially acceptable to stick a perfume saturated plastic tube up your ass in the midst of an interview/date/etc.

Edit:^ No doubt beaten to it
Last edited by RU Experienced? at Jan 7, 2009,
#18
No! NO!!!
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#19
Quote by RU Experienced?
Because it's much more socially acceptable to stick a perfume saturated plastic tube up your ass in the midst of an interview/date/etc.

well, you could have your date do it for you. or your boss.
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#20
This thread is awesome.
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#21
Quote by Zugunruhe
well, you could have your date do it for you.

I prefer to keep that particular fetish a secret from my dates and spring it on them the first time in the sack. I'd just whip that bad boy out and start playing it like a bizarre anal kazoo.
#22
Quote by RU Experienced?
I prefer to keep that particular fetish a secret from my dates and spring it on them the first time in the sack. I'd just whip that bad boy out and start playing it like a bizarre anal kazoo.

nice.

incidentally, there are absolutely no results for "bizzare anal kazoo" on google.
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#24
Quote by monne93
That's like an dildo, with holes? Doesn't that hurt on your anus?


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#27
Wow, he's from my province.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#28
Wait, insert it when you feel a fart coming? Wouldn’t it be noticeable (if in public or company), if you stuck your hands down your pants to stick that tube into your anus? You must have quick hands or it takes practice.
#29
Quote by Zugunruhe
nice.

incidentally, there are absolutely no results for "bizzare anal kazoo" on google.



Why the hell would you actually search that??
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