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#1
i hit some of those bumpy things on the edge of the road, which apparently get really slippery when it's raining, going about 60 through some s-curves. i spun two 360s and then made it to about horizontal and slid sideways along the shoulder, spraying mud up the side of the car. i thought i was going to die. the question is. will my parents believe me when i say i hit a large puddle? XD
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#4
Quote by childofsin
the question is. will my parents believe me when i say i hit a large puddle? XD


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#5
No
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#6
No.

Because you hate me.
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#7
I'm sorry, all I heard was "Hey Pit, I'm so awesome because I was doing some super-cool thing you only ever see in NASCAR and Need For Speed, erm... think of a lame excuse for this thread... er... my car got muddy, will my parents believe I drove through a puddle?"
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#8
tell them this:

i hit some of those bumpy things on the edge of the road, which apparently get really slippery when it's raining, going about 60 through some s-curves. i spun two 360s and then made it to about horizontal and slid sideways along the shoulder, spraying mud up the side of the car. i thought i was going to die.
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All-riiight.
#10
What bumpy things? Dwarves?
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#11
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#12
What bumpy things? Dwarves?

No, the trucker alarm clock.
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#13
Dude really I say pics or it didn't happen.
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#14
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... I love it.
#15
ppl call it 720s nowadays...

wreck the car with a baseballbat and tell them it was those dam' ol' gipsy ppl from across the street, you saw them do it
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
#16
Depends on how much your parents trust you...? *shrug*
Stupid question really.
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#17
Wouldn't it make more sense if you told them that another car drove in a puddle beside you?
#18
Quote by mreed1990
Dude really I say pics or it didn't happen.



are you like retarted.
"hey maybe i might drift right now i better turn on my camera!"
yeah that always happen doesnt it?
#20
Sh!t Happens I guess
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#21
Provided you don't go in high on adrenelin talking them to death they'll probably believe you. If you are bouncing off the ceiling from adrenelin just tell them you hit a huge puddle and aquaplaned a bit and it scared the **** out of you.
#22
*peeks meekly from behind flameshield*
it was unintentional and i was incredibly lucky to not land in the ditch.
I'VE GOT A NEW ROSE.
#23
Quote by Vulcan12
are you like retarted.
"hey maybe i might drift right now i better turn on my camera!"
yeah that always happen doesnt it?


This your first post?
#24
Quote by childofsin
*peeks meekly from behind flameshield*
it was unintentional and i was incredibly lucky to not land in the ditch.

Learn to countersteer sometime. Practice in some abandoned lots, away from lightpoles, curbs, and hurdles. That way, if you ever start to spin out again, you can correct it pretty easily. And buy a 240 if you wanna be real cool
#26
Quote by Vulcan12
are you like retarted.
"hey maybe i might drift right now i better turn on my camera!"
yeah that always happen doesnt it?


...is the Synchronous Facepalm Squad doing freelance work?
I'd like to hire them.
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#27
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...is the Synchronous Facepalm Squad doing freelance work?
I'd like to hire them.


he asked for pics, someone explained why TS probably doesn't have any
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All-riiight.
#28
will my parents believe me when i say i hit a large puddle? XD


not unless you completely fail at driving...
#29
i countersteered, but i didn't react fast enough cuz i'm a dumb****.
I'VE GOT A NEW ROSE.
#30
Quote by childofsin
i countersteered, but i didn't react fast enough cuz i'm a dumb****.

Haha, that's alright. I used to drift my old 300zx regularly. Should've seen the first time I tried sliding my Mustang GT around a corner. Haha, I ended up spinning once, and my rear end in a grass field. Practice makes perfect!
#31
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...is the Synchronous Facepalm Squad doing freelance work?
I'd like to hire them.


Hire away... Only to be used in the appropriate situations though. But "are you retarted" is quite the perfect situation for a synchronous facepalm.
#32
Quote by billybusa
he asked for pics, someone explained why TS probably doesn't have any


Yeah but but it is just a meme really, no reason to over react.
#33
Happens to the best of us. My hubby used to be a military driving instructor but he span our car a couple of years ago. Luckily I didn't give him any grief as I rolled it a couple of months later
#34
Well hey at least you didn't drift into the back of a school bus like me


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#35
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he asked for pics, someone explained why TS probably doesn't have any

I know, but he called someone "retarted."
I guess the bolded "t" didn't show up as well as I'd hoped...anyways, Synchronous Facepalm Sqaud...deployed!


whatthefedit:
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are you like retarted.
"hey maybe i might drift right now i better turn on my camera!"
yeah that always happen doesnt it?

Directed to this gentleman, of course.
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#36
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#38
boy you sure do sound like a smart boy! a real mentor you are!
dumb ****
and even if this story is true (which it probably isnt) how are we going to know if your parents will believe you? the pit is not filled with the appropriate people to ask this question too. i say again, you are ****ing stupid.
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